Wake Hackle

Unfortunately he's a fan of Joe Rogan

Here's my new idea; a garbage scented spray to hide the odor of overly strong floral scented candles and old lady perfume.

I feel like Target has been working on becoming the new K-Mart.

Spatchcocking is not only a fun word to say but is also a great way to cook a bird!

I'm in FL for work right now and will be keeping my eyes out for birds! And skunk apes!

But did you try the jellied eels?

🎵🎶🎵 "Just another manic Monday..... Wish I had some lasag-nay.....Jon's not okay...."🎶🎶🎵

My prediction is that a lot of money will be lost. It's not like there's a big demographic of people who want to watch conservative media but don't already watch Fox News

Unfortunately I just lost $10k on Brendel-related trades this morning; I'll be DMing you to ask for insider information about timing of future Garfield posts. But don't tell anyone.

If I were still working in the produce business I'd definitely try selling pre-peeled bananas for $2/each.

Every video conferencing app should have a tie filter for these occasions.

I wonder if it's the special tech used to produce hit boy bands.

You don't seem like a "Jerry" at all.

After you watch your own cat eat, do you cry out and sob over what you've become, pulling off your Jon suit and running straight for the shower?

I bet it's been almost 30 years since I had a can.... definitely I need to pick one up to relive my childhood visits to my grandparents where I drank chocolate milk and ate Capt'n Crunch cereal (at home I had to eat grape nuts) in addition to this amazing pasta product.

Well there is the Ford Prefect character from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, as far as I know Douglas Adams never got sued by the automaker.

Brendel's supervillain origin story.

If she was here on Bluesky I bet she'd Ken Jennings you by replying with a screenshot of her unbeatable Sonic 2 score.

Did you ever read the series of Garfield strips where Jon was smashing his jaw with a hammer to make himself more attractive to Liz the veterinarian?

Also the hairy foot odor, maybe that's why they're always smoking a pipe.

Have some respect, they were also big in the 70s! I don't want to age myself but I remember listening to "Cold as Ice" when I was in the 3rd Grade.

Remember this is coming from a country where jellied eels are a delicacy.

Thanks!

Normally men control their enzyme levels when they reach their 40s through the music of Steely Dan.

An empty seven foot long three tier bookshelf with metal supports and rustic pine shelves.

I finished building a bookshelf. Matches the one in my kitchen that I previously built

What we need is "Into the Spider Verse" but for X-Men where obviously one of the universes is a Garfield cross-over. Maybe Cyclops becomes Odie?

I had an engineering student working for me that took a bunch of lower level classes (like 1st year calc) at the local CC and frankly the experience was much better than the same classes at the U; smaller size, no competition with premed students, etc.

"Cartoon felines of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!"

You're going to be getting some calls from other dads complaining that their kids are coming home from school with new vocabulary like "proletariat"

Also all the Castlevania music will be turning into Steely Dan songs.