Andrew Notarian (he/him)

You were either on the ARPANET or some kind or criminal.

Favorite domain names I have owned: tacostacostacostacos dot com

The only guy I ever knew who played this game correctly ended up selling the Cheesecake Factory their own trademarked domain in the period before there was laws on this stuff. He was not allowed to disclose the amount he was paid.

How do you stop the browser based apps like teams and new outlook constantly refreshing and stealing my attention on the other screen?

You go to the coffee house in Charing Cross and look for the dude with the biggest hat. That's the guy you need to talk to.

When the last simpson fan dies the earth will be so radioactive none of us could live anyway

Is this Gen Z humour?

unflavored for me

in art class in high school i drew new york in flames because of that song. the teacher loved it. a+

I have no idea what the movie Dinner for Schmucks is about, but this whole thing seems like a Dinner for Schmucks.

terminal completion

the most awkward event was me and roger dean alone in an elevator for an overly long time.

i was walking on the treadmill at a hotel in trenton new jersey, when vanders entire entourage checked out the fitness room. they were dressed all in black. it was the second most awkward event in that hotel that weekend for the prog festival.

and cut out countless samples of plastic sheeting, bringing them to the lab at stony brook and testing them on the instron. if i felt a certain sample would be interesting i would turn on the plotter and capture the stress-strain curve.

our basement was full of samples of composite materials my father brought home from UL. They were all like super hard polycarbonates mostly from GE and they were the exact size I needed for a template to cut my own samples of plastic sheeting. I got a 100 pack of razor blades from the store.

I am about wax nostalgic about ASTM D882, tensile testing for thin plastic sheeting. I was taught how to do these tests on the Instron by a South Asian grad student named Bar. The most important thing about these tests is getting an absolutely perfect cut on your sample. I soon noticed that...

When I was a teenager in the early 1990s you would still see hand-painted signs for discount af tires in Queens. Largely in 1920s structures.

ok, i assume you are well versed in christian vander and the planet kobäia vis a vis the french jazz ensemble magma

REPENT 2 UR WEATHERLORDS

wow, how much crack do i have to smoke for that to seem like a good idea?

Waiting room features Victorian decor, an ad for Juicy Fruit Gum, stained glass, and ancient wooden turnstiles.

Well into the 1950s you could climb up into the waiting room of the Third Avenue El in Manhattan. Constructed in the 1870s, the waiting rooms were heated by cast iron potbelly stoves.

Are you A number one, top of the list?

they still do march madness? did i block that term like a million years ago?

Stair math is hard

The subway was profitable at a nickel fare when you made it nearly impossible to drive because of gas and tire rationing.

Today is a good day to die.

The fish crows are not back yet and the American crows are too stupid to know I am here if I close the blinds.

i mean, i wear shirts with sleeves and dont wear a giant cross like a staten islander but otherwise accurate

My autistic mother went to a free dental clinic in Manhattan. They would take busloads of children there. They would ask her what school she was from "PS 83" and they would snap back "Queens or Brooklyn, wait over there" -- so since i was not getting teeth pulled at the DMV i was lucky said mom