Don't think I'd fit bestie ๐
Don't think I'd fit bestie ๐
After today that statement will be true ๐ญ๐
Legs crossed too please ๐
Just finished an internal interview, send good vibes besties. ๐ป๐ค
Apparently 7-9 ๐ค๐ญ
Last chance to use the bath ๐ Getting the bathroom torn apart, and renovated tomorrow. It will be a stinky few days until it's done. ๐ป
I remember the good ol' days of "is it real or is it cake". ๐ซฃ
Idk gramps, you tell me. ๐ซข
I must be hitting my gay midlife crisis, I am starting to listen to Kylie Minogue, and enjoying it. What's next do I bleach my hair? ๐ซฃ
Seeing that discourse on Instagram with the AI bear account is so dystopian to me. Imagine when it gets to the stage where people start assuming you are AI. ๐ณ
*Turns on sleep tutorials*
Hello, I am in India and not under the water. Please don't save me ๐ป ๐ซง
Hangry, waiting for my lunch break. ๐
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The weight of the pop industry be weighing those girlies down. ๐คท
Haven't gotten a chance to listen to Lily Allen's new album right through, but Pussy Palace is actually so catchy. ๐
You know it's a good day when Poppy releases a new song, and it's gonna be a bank holiday this weekend. ๐ซฆ
Well for some ๐
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to ๐๐ต
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Stink Winky needed a beard trim, and a shower. ๐ป
Jeez nowadays people want more plugs than a sex shop. ๐คญ
On the night shift today, send help. ๐ฅฑ
I'm always shook when I see the price of Nintendo games. ๐ซก
All aboard the struggle bus, only 4 more days until the weekend. ๐ซก
Mondays ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ด
Back in my day we called DnB ๐ง๐ผ๐
Ssssh gramps everything is gonna be ok. ๐คญ
Let me get my cane so I can stand up for a boogie ๐ง๐ผ
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