Michael Z

Oh, shit. You guys are still here?

Rednote is what you all this app is. But this app is boring. Most of you are very boring. I tried to make this work, but Twitter is still better than this. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Only if you filled out the right permits first. The app doesn’t care, but the users are definitely something sometimes

It’s a particularly stacked year this year, too, though. Like, these feel a little all over the place simply because there were SO MANY really good movies this year

Easy

I’ll be honest, I find this app pretty boring. I was always good at avoiding the worst of Twitter while still having fun. This app doesn’t even seem to want me to interact with the people I follow/the people that follow me

It’s for sure not 100%, but I haven’t noticed being like, gone

This is one of those things that I think about a lot. I think because English is my husband’s second language, but what we speak primarily, so I spend a lot of time helping him figure words out, as well as explaining words to him because of stuff like this 😅

This app’s obsession with how many people we all follow is honestly insane by it’s not that fun and why it won’t replace Twitter

I shouldn’t need to follow 10k people so the people that follow me see my posts

I haven’t watched it, but he’s promoting it on his TikTok, so something tells me he still thinks he got the cut he wanted 😅

Wait, is that for here? Oh, there’s no way this overtakes Twitter for porn

Listen, I’m trying to stick it out here, but this app just isn’t very fun

Dubai last is crazy, Chanel’s passive aggressive gift giving alone makes Dubai entertaining

Chris Messina is so hot 😩

Based on a True Story is doing some really great commentary on the monetization of true crime

If you’re strong enough

A picture of an Alexander McQueen brass knuckle tote bag

My only 2025 prediction is that I will finally acquire this bag

Does anyone know what the point of an Amazon Fresh is?

Drag Race continues to put Katy Perry on the show and you all still find it relevant???

I just write dumb little sketches and jokes

Remember to text your sugar daddy today. Don’t get cut off right before his “emergency New Year’s business trip to Mykonos”

A blueberry fruit filled baked good that, I swear to god, looks exactly like a human breast

Blueberry?! More like boobberry

Is Joel McHale playing Target’s Santa? Is it just me

I truly do not understand why Luigi Mangione is going on trial. They asked him if he did it and he said no

A post by Linda Kaye that reads, “Exceptions: police; fire, medical, nat’l security (military & civilian) Go for a walk c read a book, watch tv (NOT the Inauguration, though) cake, prepare a special meal, put together a jigsaw puzzle. Just spend the day w/ yourself and those you love.”

Let’s all strike, but not you, strike breakers, you still show up to break strikes, and also let’s not inconvenience anyone TOO MUCH, so yeah, medical care, you have to cross the GENERAL STRIKE line 🙄

Also, my favorite social movements are the ones they encourage social isolation

Stop this shit, it’s so dumb

I’m sure I speak for all of us when I say we stand with CEOs, right??????

Kyle on #BelowDeckMed might be my least favorite stew on any franchise

My HR husband is having a 1:1 with our dog right now because he found his restlessness last night very unprofessional

Eric’s trying to convince everyone he helped