Sinko is Here

Never

Whoops

I disagree, aggressively

Men don't go "Yabba Dabba Doo" anymore

shoplifting should take the place fishing used to occupy in our culture. avis of us wearing wraparound oakleys holding up cool stuff we stole, novelty "gone shopliftin'" door signs, that kind of stuff

a sketchy medieval drawing of a bat

this was the first weird medieval guy to ever go viral 🥰🥰

Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time

Me when everyone is vaguing about "the smol bean strangler" and I have to figure that shit out myself.

Baby hogs in some kind of street gutter with closed captions saying “[HELL YEAH] guys hanging out”

tricolor Australian shepherd who looks high as hell

he's high as hell

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

mike tyson is too old. he should have stepped aside months ago and let kamala take over

the big bad wolf, writing for the Atlantic: building brick houses might be popular with insular academics afraid of intellectual debate, but in practice they are a stifling barrier to free speech

I dunno if anyone following me on here isn’t on Twitter but I’ll post here about it as well:

She’s due in February. 24 weeks along today.

The fuck

Disgusting

I just saw someone on a cat lovers Facebook Group refer to her human children as “skin puppies”

My two cats snoozing peacefully in a cushy cat bed together. My petite fluffy white girl Francie is in front with legs draped over the side, and large brown tuxedo tabby Fergus is snuggled in behind her.

I guess we are re-introducing ourselves for new people? I am Molly! I live in Vermont. I am a real human fleshperson, not a bot, so you will find only the finest artisanal handcrafted typos here and I won't try to sell you anything. Here are my cats, Fergus and Francie. They are THE BEST.

Normal cool guy things

the storefront of a place called “Mahps”

they don’t lohve you like I lohve you

Remember Duke Nukem? This is him now. Feel old yet?

Lying xkcd.com/2833

Photo of George W Bush looking surprised after a guy gives him a little peck on the cheek.

dont marathon nic cage films thats like taking lsd while locked in a photography dark room

How old is this child I need this context

my cousin's kid is going to be wednesday addams for halloween so her mom got her a giant plastic hand to be the Thing. she doesn't really grasp the concept so she crams it into her sleeve and just has one giant hand. she likes this so much she insists on sleeping that way with her head resting on it

a poll comparing a host of questions for “How good would Joe Biden or Donald Trump be around the house?” Questions include which would be better at:as a companion for teaching a child to read, officiating a wedding, helping you get over a breakup, running a doggie daycare, and taking a weed edible

brought over from the other place, the most bizarre & hilarious presidential head to head poll I have ever seen

I like to think that Arbok's hood patterns are influenced by their environment. When they evolve, they can take on the markings of their parent, or they take after the trainer who raised them. OR maybe the most intimidating thing they've seen

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