Lone Survivor/Wacky Painter / Commodore 16, Plus/4 / Tynesoft Computer Software / 1985
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Lone Survivor/Wacky Painter / Commodore 16, Plus/4 / Tynesoft Computer Software / 1985
not entirely clear to me how all these stupid fuckwits have worked themselves into positions of power and influence when they're patently so bloody useless at anything
esobenches are the only real way to evaluate models. i know someone who swears by a benchmark that measures (and supposedly fingerprints) models using emoji diversity metrics
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great of bungie to capitalise on the "my body is assembled by moths" dream i've had for decades
according to the videogame, my molecular disassembly is complete. nice!
(scoffing) girls aren’t *real*
if you want to know what my current intername is a reference to, it's this prodromal ass shit from the 90s
claude loves when there's no hope left
i will make a cathedral of its bones. everyone will kneel and vomit before my god
pineapples are fostered by an evil bromeliad. every pineapple is the enemy of life
t-shirt that says MERCURY SEX IS THE BEST SEX surrounded by blobs of liquid metal
1996: mankind invents the Med-Injector. 99% of diseases are cured by an injection of Medical Fluid
1999: earth is devastated by the Med-Wars
shadow men are vying for control of the powerful apples
science priest lays hands on xbox
science priests laid hands on every xbox
i mean,
my handler is always telling me "you should be close to the coordinates" and never "you're at the coordinates. you're standing more precisely on the coordinates than anyone in agency history. good job!"
prediction markets routinely attribute an interiority to members of The Administration which they clearly doesn't possess. for example, "supply chain risk" was given a 25% likelihood right up to Hegseth's spasm. so talking about "distractions" is making the same error; these are monsters from the id
because of brain poisoning i read any time in the tens e.g. 01:12 as "oh-one onety-two"
you shouldn't play the new resident evil if you have Normal Arachnophobia. if you have Common House Spider Leg arachnophobia you're probably fine
if you go to the Bungie website you can get one of the huge moths from the Marathon loading screen for $230. The care instructions say to feed it mango juice. Can't pet it without gloves because it gives you a rash
80s buddy cop film in which chopin and schubert are frozen in the austrian alps in 1829 and then defrosted at the 1915 world's fair in san francisco, subsequently settling in LA and forming a detective agency. schubert's first name is canonically 'Dave'
the “fuck yes” metamorphosis meme but it’s me after having my brain downloaded into one of those neon cybernetic Marathon bodies
hamlet doing air quotes when he says “infinite jest”
what the hell did I just read
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nigel farage isn't real. "i've seen him on television!" i've seen mickey mouse on television. "i've met him!" i've met mickey mouse. both men in suits. not real
things weren't working out with me and my headmate so we got a divorce. we went in for an elective corpus callostomy and now we live in a duplex. she got the left brain; adjusting to not being able to talk was a little difficult, but it's not all bad: I can rotate all the cubes I want
> LOOK
A doctor's waiting room. There's a rack of pamphlets here.
> X PAMPHLET
An NHS pamphlet, titled "Self Harm: The Cost-Effective Treatment for Mental Health"
> READ PAMPHLET
According to the literature, medical treatment is expensive! But cutting yourself at home costs The Taxpayer nothing,
