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this is me standing in front of you saying i'm sorry for that night #overwatch / #taylorswift / #nintendo

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☁️ persona 5 royal

09.07.2025 00:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#SORTEIO 🎉
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08.07.2025 23:40 👍 650 🔁 596 💬 633 📌 1
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buying a birthday ad for yourself on twitter is a wild move

07.05.2025 14:27 👍 5868 🔁 340 💬 126 📌 39

Yeah keep cancelling Titanfall games, that'll for sure turn everything around!

29.04.2025 20:57 👍 378 🔁 28 💬 12 📌 1

agora é só abaixar o preço por sla a metade pelo menos que eu considero comprar

29.04.2025 23:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a cartoon of a man talking into a microphone with the word money above him ALT: a cartoon of a man talking into a microphone with the word money above him

Motivo:

29.04.2025 23:51 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why was i born on this timeline holy fucking shit

29.04.2025 23:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

imagina só se na época do imposto nas blusinhas o governo tivesse falado que a shein tava sendo hostil e política ao mostrar o imposto de importação. a direita teria feito um golpe de estado aq e lá esses esquerdistas bananas aceitam de boa

29.04.2025 23:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tira de Laerte, em 2 quadrinhos.
1) Mão de uma pessoa adulta, caída sobre o chão, a palma para cima. Texto diz: “E SE EU MORRER E NÃO DESCOBRIREM?”
2) Cordão umbilical ao longo do chão, até onde aparecem pés do bebê correspondente. Texto diz: “E SE EU NASCER E NÃO DESCOBRIREM?”

Tira de Laerte, em 2 quadrinhos. 1) Mão de uma pessoa adulta, caída sobre o chão, a palma para cima. Texto diz: “E SE EU MORRER E NÃO DESCOBRIREM?” 2) Cordão umbilical ao longo do chão, até onde aparecem pés do bebê correspondente. Texto diz: “E SE EU NASCER E NÃO DESCOBRIREM?”

saiu na Folha @folha.com

29.04.2025 11:09 👍 2338 🔁 452 💬 19 📌 35
Two people on the sidewalk watch a man in a car teaching a dog how to parallel park. One says to the other, “Funny how he never even wanted a dog and now he’s teaching it how to parallel park.”

Two people on the sidewalk watch a man in a car teaching a dog how to parallel park. One says to the other, “Funny how he never even wanted a dog and now he’s teaching it how to parallel park.”

A cartoon by Hartley Lin. #NewYorkerCartoons

29.04.2025 18:25 👍 441 🔁 42 💬 2 📌 4
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In a game filled with beautiful women in their 30’s, of course the antiwoke guy would pick the 16 year old. The pedocon theory remains undefeated.

28.04.2025 13:48 👍 16338 🔁 1474 💬 590 📌 148
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The Pope looks more alive than this guy.

26.04.2025 23:19 👍 5915 🔁 843 💬 335 📌 78
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27.04.2025 17:43 👍 115 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 2

services like Wikipedia and the Internet Archive need to start looking into relocating their data out of the country. just say "fuck you" to the people trying to shut you down and go rogue if you have to. their missions to preserve information require breaking the rules in an age of bookburners

26.04.2025 19:04 👍 1166 🔁 178 💬 18 📌 6
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How it started: How it's going:

27.04.2025 15:52 👍 591 🔁 116 💬 78 📌 15
clodsire and espeon loafing

clodsire and espeon loafing

🍞

27.04.2025 16:40 👍 5454 🔁 1018 💬 43 📌 11

evangélicos sonham em serem assim

27.04.2025 15:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

promoting the song more than her label is 😭

26.04.2025 23:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

💀💀

26.04.2025 23:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's been so funny yet sad seeing her try to do everything to become popular again and it just backfires

26.04.2025 21:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A witch petting a ghost cat while eating their meal at a bar.

A witch petting a ghost cat while eating their meal at a bar.

Hello there! 😸

26.04.2025 21:08 👍 13757 🔁 2154 💬 73 📌 22

tento não ser preconceituoso com religiosos mas quando falo com uma evangélica ela é homofóbica. aí fica difícil defender protestantes

26.04.2025 20:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Zuckerbergs Founded Two Bay Area Schools. Now They’re Closing. Mark Zuckerberg and his wife, Dr. Priscilla Chan, opened the schools to help communities of color. Some families wonder if the shutting of the schools is related to his D.E.I. retrenchment.

Mark Zuckerberg and his wife, Dr. Priscilla Chan, opened two schools to help communities of color. Now they're closing, and some families wonder if the closures are related to his DEI retrenchment.

25.04.2025 03:43 👍 2767 🔁 923 💬 338 📌 103

- 1 day shipping
- 4 to 6 business days?

26.04.2025 15:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope that we’ve all learned the lesson that if you don’t want anyone to notice how sloppy and half-hearted your current tour is, don’t go to space

26.04.2025 05:41 👍 3812 🔁 252 💬 79 📌 14

twitter fora do ar pqppp

10.03.2025 14:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

nunca joguei mas queria kkkkk

11.01.2025 14:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#SORTEIO 🎉
A @nuuvem.com liberou a chave de Donkey Kong Country Returns HD pra vocês! Pra participar:

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10.01.2025 23:49 👍 527 🔁 441 💬 463 📌 2
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Taylor Swift reagindo a uma fã que disse que agora gosta de Travis.

— “Sim, eu também!”

12.12.2024 22:58 👍 43 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 3