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Keeping a diet is easy if you imagine yourself as a medieval peasant. I legit reveled in the fact that I had a Diet Coke today

Reality inconsistencies. The universal memory would get so fucked that events start happening before they “should”

No, adds intrigue. I genuinely think no one person should have power like that

If I could have any item from any game, it’s the gmod tool gun for sure. The stipulation is it can do EVERYTHING it can do in-game, including edit settings. I don’t need the spawn menu, though.

I will accept that the cost of downloading mods, is that it can destabilize reality

Uhhh by “war” I meant “the war”
Like “the war that kills us all” not just any war

Oh my god

Guys I legit don’t know what to do about Tulip

The newest redesign is good, but I don’t think it’s “Tulip”. I just can’t imagine that design being the same Tulip as the one in Hyjacker

I have no idea what to doooo!!!

I am quite partial to the DS game where you can play as a woman

Just say your commitments are open

Oh my goodness gracious

Exactly, I was totally there a while ago. I’m somewhere else now, idk where. I’m making slow progress, and I know victory is attainable on my terms

Minert has a pickaxe, Oreger has a drill, and Kingot has a sledgehammer

Thematically, they’re quite similar to that Tinka pokemon, the pink dwarf one

Gonna make a pokemon evo
Minert: ground type, some kind of sentient baby made of pebbles
Oreger: rock type, some kind of rock golem with marbled metal veins
Kingot: steel type: some kind of metal humanoid gnome type creature

They evolve when exposed to a fire stone, like forging metal

I often choose not to speak because I’m trying to promote individual thought but don’t have the means to express it yet

That’s regimech

It’s good

What?!

This Rose design kinda slaps looking back on it

I’m tired of your absolutes, your finalities, your endings. Human kind, all life, was born knowing it’s better to take what’s given, and to never shy away from an easy meal.

I don’t like this one

I gotta hand it to him, he really hid the dark secret of his “we want to directly fuel the world of war with the sacrifice of our children” campaign really well. Who would have guessed it had nothing to do with ending woke?

You don’t understand my nephew like I do this kid is a ravenous people person. He’s the coolest little dude lol

I’m turning him onto that Vinesauce Vinny

I’ve been telling my nephew “ew, brain rot? Ai? That’s slop!” And I refuse to watch with him

He’s been distancing himself from it lol

It doesn’t suck ass but it is quite bad

If he does, I’ll put him in the Goldfish tank where he will be tortured for the next year until he can torture the goldfish LMAO

That would also be censored. We are censoring violence now, not vulgarities

I look upon this and realize how weird of a society we are that “assassination” is censored but the word ass within it isn’t