βThe greatest rapper of all time died March 9thβ
Kebabs?
So true.
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Brexit Bellerin
Spent the morning applying gold leaf to my emotional support MF DOOM mask.
Brennan Johnson is going to celebrate harder than Adebayor did against us.
Just thinking of my Uncle Nick in Paralimni, unhinged spurs fan watching the sky hoping for a bomb to drop.
βI know that slack jawed cunt Harry left some somewhere!β
Sometimes there's a fire to be lit. They're nervous as hell. We're calm. We're ready..."
βWhere do you keep the ketamine?β
Oh god I might combust
Oh no that guy in the awful baseball cap
As if it learned the trade in the Catskills
Hahahahahaha
Practically a palace fan this week, wanting a win tonight and hating on Brighton.
Thatβll do gromit.
Oh
An early Nick Hornby draft for Fever Pitch.
Wasnβt sure who fouled Eze there, then I saw his face.
FUCK HIM UP MIKEL
Just had to turn the sound off the game, canβt listen to these cunts talk about how long after a goal kick restart free kick the longest oh itβs only thirty seconds well itβs the same thing isnβt it cunts fucking chat shit fuck me you boring cunts.
Yeah where the fuck is everyone?
A little early but Iβm hyped for tonightβs home match
Garnacho is a full time Fortnite streamer / part time football.
βMaybe itβs because heβs a threat, maybe itβs Maybellineβ
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