Kylie Woyote

Umm...Ben obviously does...

Benji's preferred bedtime: 6 minutes after I lay down and get comfy
Saria's preferred bedtime: 6 minutes after I enter REM sleep

Gus Fring meme You're sliding into her open DMs I'm playing this slide riff in Open Dm We are not the same

"We only kept the 2% that vaguely supports our opinion."

I was going to say...

I always find it funny when kids use their parent's stage name. Mel went by Brooks since he was getting confused with Max Kaminsky in the NYC music scene (his mother's maiden name was Brookman, and he was a jazz drummer in his teens).

For reference, anyone citing:

- Christian culture / values
- Western culture / values
- American culture / values
- English culture / values

It's just code for 'white people'.

Let me know if you see one in the wild today!

Eh, Elvis was probably an afterthought/joke by the time their parents were even born.

Chance cards that *break even* if you win suck, and aside from like, Sixth Sense, none of them have ever been worth playing.

It's your next standby phase, so it already kinda sucks, but you have a 66% chance to get a plus (maybe even remove one of your opponent's cards), a 16% chance to lose a card you control, and a 16% chance to lose this. Yugioh is a game where your cards are your resources.

Yugioh has a problem with chance cards being ass. This needs to be like,
• 1: banish one other card you control (or this card if you control no other cards)
• 2: draw 1 card
• 3: opponent discards 1 card
• 4: draw 2 cards
• 5: banish one card your opponent controls
• 6: destroy this card

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Harlem Globetrotters, too. There's something about simply watching over the top stunt versions of sports.

Pro wrestling is stunt theater with improv, drama, and death-defying athleticism. Where else can you watch a soap opera that caps with a dude doing a swanton bomb off the jumbotron and through a stack of tables?

Jar of Pace Extra Mild salsa

"Your Honor, this barely qualifies as a 'mild.' The salsa he ordered is somewhere between 4 and 37 Scoville units."
"Between 4000 and 37000?"
"No, between 4 and 37."

Trans girl football fan who can do both ♥

Jefferson wanted every schoolchild to readthe Bible, the Torah, and the Qu'ran.

It comes down to Andrew Johnson being a Confederate sympathizer and letting the South and their leaders off the hook and The Compromise of 1876 where the Republicans traded stopping Reconstruction to give the presidency to Rutherford Hayes.

Welp, Trey Hendrickson isn't coming back to Cincy.

The top two look like someone trying to mashup a GHWB for Beavis & Butt-Head and the Simpsons in one character.

Cash grab rather than satire. It was "holy shit, gospel music is so easy to write, I could do this and make a few bucks." He wrote it in 15 minutes. Kinda like Paul Stanley writing I Was Made For Loving You with Kiss because "damn, I could make a lot of money writing a quick disco song."

This is basically the plot of Tomorrow Never Dies...

BOFA SECURITEEEEEEEEEZ NUTZ

I had enough with Catholic guilt.

Beat me to it ♥

The best film about shitty frozen pizza ♥

He had a bad contract, but it was a free agent signing. Same with Deshaun Watson.

He got traded to the Broncos (which was bad), signed with the Steelers for $1.2M, then signed with the Giants for $10M/season. Neither of those are awful.

That was a trade, not a FA.

He signed an option with the Texans, then Bill O'Brien blew the team up, he hated it, refused to play in 2021, then got traded to the Browns. The Watson *trade* is one of the worst trades ever (even at the time), but not FA signing.

Just his 2018 contract with the Cardinals that was for $13M guaranteed before they they released him after 3 games. Bad, but not this awful.