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Barron is frantically trying to delete his emulators

Future president in a campus quad with a guitar, trying to court an ethereal bisexual: "I have to speculate, that God HERSELF did make" *pauses and looks around for approval*

(In all seriousness tho, predictions this early are basically indistinguishable from playing with dolls)

Calling my vastly premature shot here, 2028 ticket in this scenario will be Harris/Kelly (he runs, but drops out relatively early)

"President Bouie, Sir, thank you for bringing Chrono Trigger to the Nintendo Switch," a big construction man says with tears in his eyes

Yet again, this data smacks of gender

The zeal of the convert has always been a bit too strong for me

Did Sephiroth ... do this?

But what about all the strong big men who want to kiss him, the good boy?

a perennial issue is that people just refuse to believe that the republican party is as far gone as it is.

"I wonder what's for brunch."

I think more than anything this is one of the most egregious and bizarro examples of how the American right works in opposition to all forms of culture. it is a purely negative force in the philosophical sense of absence, lack, anti-, against.

Imagining a Trump-Biden-Trump voter whose 2020 vote was drawn in by Hunter Biden's party lifestyle. Statistically this person must exist

Jump scared within the first few paragraphs. So cool of the NYT to continue to give Hanania space to say what clever boys his "former" friends are.

it really is government by a bunch of bull connors. basically walking into traps set for them by their opposition. connor also did not understand that beating the hell out of demonstrators was *what they wanted*

I be showing a lot when I'm "joeking it"

--Bing bing wahoo, Imma save da princess

--But Mario, what about democracy

Pointing at Mario's red hat: Shameful

In response to an image of Super Mario saying "you go to hell before you die": "That's what happened to every maga minion. They're in a hell of their own making. They're already dead, and they all know it. Funny thing is...i'd save those monsters if I could. Each and everyone one. But i can't."

Incredibly things happening on this app.

Is all art inherently political? One user is bravely reminding us that it is.

This is Nixon tapes level racism followed by pride in extra-judicial killings but it's ... a public address to world leaders??? Like this shit should be shocking, but it's his standard stump speech

It's fundamentally unknowable, but I cannot see a world where Trump is more forcefully prosecuted by a Democratic president and then the prosecution is not treated as a bigger scandal than Trump's crimes. 2024 was baked with inflation, the only real path was having 67 Democratic senators in Jan 2021

walking into the toilet room at the news station this friday and the boys are hunched over flushing bottle after bottle of Jack
--Good God what if Tony saw this?!
--Sir, you may want to sit down for this.

none of you people can read can you? bsky.app/profile/thei...

Gamergate is as big a moment to understanding the modern right in America as 9/11 is and there are still people who think it is insane to say that.

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

Average ChatGPT request: "Help me adjust the tone in this e-mail :)"

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