Just want to notice that Noem wasn't fired. She was praised and given another position. Lawlessness and cruelty are still fine and dandy.

The Evangelical Christians who supported the Antichrist who started Armageddon might want to get ready to be Left Behind in the Rapture, because I guess all that stuff was true.

It's interesting how none of my Evangelical friends and family are rushing to see whether the Peace Board might be the Beast from the Sea mentioned in Revelations 13. It's almost as if a Republican could never be the Antichrist.

Hey, Pepsi! I didn't give up on your products because they were too expensive. I gave up on them because you publicly renounced Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion.

She gave him her Peace Prize in exchange for the slim hope that he would stop committing violence against her people, thus highlighting just how far he is from being a man of peace.

Every once in a while, I think about that time the Netflix CEO sent a drunk email to all of their customers at 3am. Wow. That was something, wasn't it?

Do you know who builds gold ballrooms while their citizens struggle to get healthcare?

Kings and Dictators

Do you know who kills people randomly, and gives no reason other than, "Trust me, they were bad"?

A king or a dictator.

I never participated in conversations like that, even when I was young and a Republican.

Things I didn't expect to learn this year: Pepper bullets "bounce right off" inflatable costumes.

Imagining thinking the lake of fire is literal, but the part about welcoming strangers is not. (Matt 25)

In no version of Christianity do people go to hell for *welcoming* immigrants.

I have some bad news: Even among the Rapture crowd, there's very little belief that DJT would be taken. They mostly think of him as a wicked but useful tool -- useful in God's plans to save them as the chosen people, but not a real member of the club. (This is the Cyrus analogy they're so fond of.)

I chose Moderna for my Covid vaccination because NPR ran a story that Moderna released a study showing their vaccine is effective against 95% of current strains, and because Dolly Parton.

I figure every clause of that sentence makes me RFK Jr's nemesis, and that makes me happy.

If you know a Bishop, Provost, Conference Minister, or other leader responsible for oversight, know that they're probably dealing with a lot of calls from people trying to silence free speech by filing complaints against anyone they disagree with.

I asked my PCP if I could get a Covid vaccination as a first responder, because I'm clergy. She said, "They won't even let medical personnel get it without having one of the specific underlying conditions."

Tell how this is pro-life?

I'm unbelievably sad to learn the Murdochs have agreed to produce poison for the rest of my parents' lives. ☠️

I know the man in the White House often struggles with basic Christian ideas, so maybe I can help.

Living in Portland is not like living in hell. It's like living in a country run by the Antichrist. Those are different things.

Living in Portland is not like living in hell. The spirit of the Antichrist has taken hold of the country, but that's not the same thing as living in hell.

Tens of millions of dollars to create Department of War signage, stationary, etc. because a man-child thinks it sounds cool. Yup, let's give him the Peace Prize.

Kevin Mannix thinks the time is ripe to ask voters to repeal the tax on millionaires and billionaires inheriting their daddy's money. He must be living in a different timeline than I am.

I'd like to report someone who is desecrating the American flag. How much prison time will he get?

Why is this Out news, exactly? I don't come here for het/cis marriage updates.

Best. Sally Bowles. Ever.

We will survive. But we won't do it to that song anymore.

Wait a minute! Kim Davis has had three husband's, and four weddings? And she thinks the Bible forbids me from having one?

If the Fed really wanted to stick it to the guy in the White House, they'd give him his moronic demand, lower interest rates, and let prices spike right before the midterms.

I'm glad they're not economic numnuts or partisan hacks.

When the White House threatens to raise import taxes to 50%, 80%, or 100%, but *only* raises them to 15%, that's not actually good.

Amy Sherald is a goddam national treasure.

As a Conference Minister, if I decided to take two months off in order to avoid having to deal with someone accused of raping children, I would rightly lose my job and be publicly shamed.