basically if a post of mine doesn't do well with either the furry pfp crowd or the trans flag username crowd, I consider it an abject failure and do that thing where I whip myself on the back and say my De profundis clamavi ad te Domine type shit
white dachshund at a laptop with impact font reading "mama lets research"
in my imagination they're reading about declassified military information. she's got a Wikipedia tab open on Operation Northwoods
she used to tell me you tube is too short now i'm making daily motion
dachshund needs to be held in the air or he'll cry
he's just jealous it isn't his turn
reaching for a carpenters holstered service hammer and getting 3 staple gun shots in the back
simpsons gag where he's wearing a shirt uncle sam chomping the earth captioned try and stop us
top songs are all from album "Repellent Frequencies" with songs like "Repel Racoons" & "Sounds to Scare Raccoons". not my pic nor do i recommend spotify
wrapped was 🔥 this year
for decades people have been asking what could be inside the glowing treasure chest seen in the simpsons household kitchen. until today, where fortnite lets you open it to find a legendary rank shotgun
35 dollars is the new 20 dollars which sucks because you spend 20 dollars twice and thats $70
gremlins gonna mess up every cassette from london to idaho
bet it feels good as fuck to be an highly agressive hepatitis infected lab monkey escaping from the back of an overturned truck
destiny 2 right now feels like when they did a season of scrubs after zach braff left
Gabagool neon sign over a framed picture of gabagool
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laying comfortably in my bed with my phone thinking i can't sleep yet there's 999+ posts i haven't read in the tags for those #attacked and or #killed
experts warn by 2035 we'll have enough superheroes flying around that they'll be colliding in crowded space like kessler syndrome
art by joel kyack
tepidly say what you will about this sites userbase at least i dont open this app and immediately get served snuff footage
whys my copy look like this
video ad caption "there was a game with a map" 👆 Tap to Learn More
a capital embargo for taboo fiction of sexual assault or leaving people in their own refuse doesnt increase that happening in reality. our govt conscripting goons for overlooking sexual abuse of migrants and leaving them in camps with their own refuse would increase it & they get direct deposit
trump cadence voice And our beautiful data engineers are developing something amazing. People are calling it the body without organs, I think that's a beautiful name. Our machinic assemblages are going to manifest our latent desires at numbers you've never seen before
salute mouse trap
Apple users are celebrating as latest iOS update includes long requested emoji depicting Futile Struggle
The brightest political theorists of our time are taking pictures from The Simpsons and putting different words over them than what they say on the TV show
