hey
hey
With pleasure π₯΄
Wash my balls?
Someone wanna help me with the Sunday scaries?
Daddy's got something for ya.
#FCF Fat and Foreskinned
#foreskinfiday #fatcockfriday #uncut #hairy #prepucio #rola #rolagrossa #paugrosso #IPAT #NSFW
My cock loves attention.
Happy #fcf
Happy #fcf β¨
Happy fat cock Friday! π
Rihanna's watching.
Maybe they are! Felix is a rescue, he could be anyone's sibling. π
If it wasn't for the eyes, could have been fooled into thinking you somehow took a picture with our cat. π
letβs take this pic again after i milk you dry π
I am eagerly following along. π
Seriously though. My phone tries its best but alas... ADHD.
Is there a way to opt into Thursday morning dick pics so I can remember what day it is? I think that would work.
Slowly getting braver? π
Repost with your dick root
Repost with your dick root π₯
#Throwbackthursday to when I was posting spicy on Tumblr. Same slut, same bathroom, some things don't change.
pov youβre hairy and kinda chubby and itβs 1.30am and youβre wicked horny, so youβre brandishing your erection like a club
happy #fcf from the 4 hour nap I had, meaning I am WAY too awake for 1.30am
I briefly forgot you're Australian and so far ahead of me time-zone-wise and thought I slept a whole day or something.
This is a fun way to realize it's only Thursday. π₯΄
Picture of my lap with my green pj pants pulled down to show a semi-chubbed penis with a hand gripping the base.
Computer games sound boring so I guess it's time to hang out on the couch with my dick out or something
It's what I'm here for... Pushing people towards doing crime, of course.
Mtg card marchesa dealer of death
Mtg card volrath the shapestealer
Mtg card Shay cormac
Mtg card Cleopatra exiled pharaoh
But sarcasm aside, he's a lot of fun in these decks...
Marchesa is a favorite. Since you can use his ability to commit crimes. Any Crime commander would also work, but Marchesa is the most open-ended. Works kind of similar with Shay and targeting.
Volrath just cares about counters, not the type.
Mtg card netherborn altar
Mtg card Campfire
Mtg card Command beacon
What do you mean? He's so playable you have at least 3 different ways of getting him into hand and you're in Black. /s
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Iβm FINALLY feeling a bit better so to celebrate hereβs me busting a load for yall π
Introductory picture for my hiatus π§Ό
Stoner boner on display
Soft is not in my vocabulary