dom 👹

Glad to hear that the problem is the entire car, not just one part.

Idk how we get the right people to hear this, but Reese’s Cups are absolute garbage now. Why do they burn my throat now?? Trash, and these were my favorite.

It’s either Quilava or Lugia for me

I hate Jamie Oliver

absolutely devastating when i found this out last week. also, no more tots :(

LGFUAD

Both are bad. No need to try and make Apple look like the golden boy here

Ah, I see you are not of the USA. I am

Son in law of our current “fearless leader”

Wild right lol. Google it. $55bn. Also, Jar*d K*shner was involved lol

It was announced at the end of September

I mean, they’re owned by Saudi Arabia. This shouldn’t be a surprise and we should have already been on the EA hate train

Cuomo can say Kościuszko but not Mamdani?

There’s something wild about taking a sick/mental health day, then finding out your pay is being docked for the day lol

RIP Drew Struzan

Orlando has a Ch*rlie K*rk Memorial Highway, in case anyone needed to know how insane this state is

British person drinking a pickle milkshake near me “It’s got a kick!”

Fucking kill me

Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion

Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion https://theonion.com/stoner-architect-drafts-all-foyer-mansion-1819565679/

Warning: "Human Piñata" is exactly what it sounds like, and that means it's pretty gnarly 🪅

#CrowdControl @pftompkins.bsky.social

It’s only Thursday 😭

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

I did, in fact, get to sign for my package at the apartment. A christmas miracle

Time to play “Will the FedEx driver knock on my apartment door so I can sign for my package?”

Orange iPhone day is Friday 🍊

Can’t wait for this setting to be the subject of 100+ clickbait “Turn off this iPhone battery setting NOW” articles

And you’re just as vocal about the person who shot up the CDC, right?

Embarrassing: the guy in the Cracker Barrel logo just came out in favor of universal basic income