I’ve just joined a dating site out of boredom, and also so I can tell even more men that approach me, that I’m not interested. 🙄
07.03.2026 18:55
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I’ve just joined a dating site out of boredom, and also so I can tell even more men that approach me, that I’m not interested. 🙄
In 2026, I’m looking to lead a Glamorous Life, just like Sheila E. wanted to back in the day.
I’m already tired of this year.
Weekend Bluesky needs more butt stuff.
Tits and ass. So motorboat me.
Up (my favorite direction to shut the fuck).
Because, I’m old. 😏
Happy Halloween 🎃
Maybe, you should just shut up.
Duh 🙄
My work puss.
Wish I was living in a fairytale with you.
Oh, I didn't tell you?
It must have been none of your fucking business then.
As best you can, ignore him.
if it wasn’t for tangents I’d have nothing to go off on at all
Ain’t that the truth!
Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.
Exactly 😒😒😒
Basically 😏
In case you were wondering 🤔
If these walls could talk, they’d tell me to break up with you.
“A wounded heart you gave. My soul, you took away. Good intentions, you had many, I know you did.”
Exactly! 😏
Morgan Freeman narrated my trip and fall down the stairs.
I still fucking love you. ~ Because, I’m classy
You can trust me.
I'm from the Internet.
“I might like you better if we slept together.”
I’m in love with, love. *whispers, “not really.”*