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@nicoleconlan

writer for @TheDailyShow, personal assistant to my dog

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new Scrubs good

07.03.2026 02:00 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Use the Defense Production Act to produce an electric Geo Tracker and be legends

06.03.2026 23:41 👍 259 🔁 38 💬 17 📌 1
06.03.2026 23:49 👍 902 🔁 129 💬 19 📌 4

Amazon continues to eat brick&mortar retail’s asshole out because a 2-day wait is worth not dealing with the far less enjoyable experience of going out to a store to immediately get things you don’t usually need immediately. This is “bootlegging media is simply the easiest option” but for pants.

06.03.2026 13:46 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

06.03.2026 13:38 👍 9319 🔁 2107 💬 87 📌 34
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I wrote about the disorienting combination of pure evil and high camp that has defined Trump’s Iran adventure thus far.

06.03.2026 13:01 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
05.03.2026 21:35 👍 2081 🔁 479 💬 32 📌 14

I do know completely healthy normal poly people but unfortunately part of being healthy is that they don’t do press about their relationship

05.03.2026 22:36 👍 275 🔁 28 💬 8 📌 4
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US wants world to buy its fossil fuels, while China wants to sell world its clean tech.

There is only 1 winner in this fight.

China's exports of solar panels, batteries, EV hit a record in August, with $20 billion in products shipped globally, acc to a new report from Ember.
👉🏽👉🏽 bloom.bg/438bWWJ

08.10.2025 03:35 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1
Jessica Fletcher in virtual reality

Jessica Fletcher in virtual reality

05.03.2026 21:56 👍 40 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No. Bring back Murder, She Wrote.

05.03.2026 21:50 👍 997 🔁 64 💬 40 📌 4

(this is unfair -- Fetterman was always a middling centrist but people loved him because of that one time he stood up to Trump in 2020. People forget!! He's definitely worse post-brain damage tho)

05.03.2026 21:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is there a way we can bonk Kelsey Grammer on the head and make him have good politics? Can we do a reverse-Fetterman on him?

05.03.2026 21:53 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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NBC's top climate reporter quits In an exclusive interview, veteran NBC meteorologist Chase Cain opens up about burnout, suppression, and why he's going independent.

Corporate broadcast coverage of climate change fell 35% in the last year, even as Trump systemically dismantled climate policy and billion-dollar disasters rose

The gradual deprioritization led NBC climate reporter Chase Cain to hit a breaking point, and he quit last week

Here's our interview:

05.03.2026 15:31 👍 275 🔁 171 💬 2 📌 9

He was an underrated Everyone is 12 Patient Zero. "I want to own 10 cars and I think girls are gross." Of course you do, you're 12.

05.03.2026 15:52 👍 1036 🔁 129 💬 0 📌 4

I just started learning ASL and found out your eyebrows are a big part of it, and I do worry that Botox has given me a kind of ASL lisp

05.03.2026 14:33 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Using an absolutely insane 8M (Caltrain modernization costs which had so much go wrong) a single track mile we could be electrifying 125 track miles a day.

05.03.2026 01:05 👍 61 🔁 8 💬 5 📌 2

Did not expect to HEAR the marine's arm break in that video

05.03.2026 01:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s so weird that not so long ago, like, less than 20 years, the progressive feminist position was gender de-segregation in sport and other male dominated spaces. Then the terfs came along and convinced the mainstream that the most progressive feminist position is that women are weak and feeble.

04.03.2026 10:57 👍 1258 🔁 464 💬 3 📌 0

We're living in the timeline when hundreds of millions of years of dead matter was compressed by vast amount of rocks which were pushed by tectonic plates to create this concentration of oil and gas in less than 5% of the global land mass which humans now may burn away in less than 500 years.

03.03.2026 22:26 👍 111 🔁 39 💬 5 📌 8

Ever read a sentence that feels like you're having a stroke

04.03.2026 02:25 👍 1061 🔁 150 💬 28 📌 2
Scene from Une Chambre En Ville with green floral geometric wallpaper

Scene from Une Chambre En Ville with green floral geometric wallpaper

Scene from Une Chambre En Veille with red wallpaper

Scene from Une Chambre En Veille with red wallpaper

Une Chambre En Ville - purple wallpaper

Une Chambre En Ville - purple wallpaper

Une Chambre En Ville -- blue striped wallpaper

Une Chambre En Ville -- blue striped wallpaper

The movie I'm watching has incredible wallpapers

04.03.2026 02:07 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

people have been lied to about this. the GOP, the NYT, and sundry centrists have spread this bullshit story where kids are being bum rushed into surgery by a shadowy conspiracy of endocrinologists and gender ideologues

03.03.2026 15:06 👍 1022 🔁 262 💬 16 📌 2

That's Carl

03.03.2026 12:08 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Just wanted you guys to see “Riding in a golf cart fatly”

02.03.2026 22:54 👍 4370 🔁 675 💬 90 📌 101

adults are saying shit like "he got casted in a very aesthetic movie"

02.03.2026 20:52 👍 617 🔁 53 💬 12 📌 19

The latest news wasn't on my bingo card. Neither was the other news. Nothing is on my bingo card. Every time I try to write on my bingo card, the letters disappear. I'm afraid of where they go

03.03.2026 00:08 👍 50 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

Was this Prince Andrew's idea??

02.03.2026 22:04 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Among every other criticism, I can't imagine living in Paris and ever having any opinions on America for the rest of my life. Just eat some baguettes, bitch!!!!

02.03.2026 20:48 👍 33 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0