You are missing a major opportunity!
I’d use a three panel construction.
First panel is Ben, but Ben you have done a glamour makeover.
But then say “that’s not the real Ben”.
Then eyebrow pic.
Then last panel you say this is the real Ben- and then a clip of him talking about his dry wife.
09.03.2026 18:39
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Two ‘alpha’ male Nazis were needed to intimidate one reporter who is a woman.
That’s all you need to know about how pathetic these two men and their entire movement are.
Absolutely pathetic losers.
09.03.2026 18:26
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Parents when I was a kid would say don’t hang out with X, because X was a bad influence.
Parents need to start taking the same approach with so-called influencers.
(It will do absolutely no good, but it will assuage my grumpy middle aged feelings)
09.03.2026 18:09
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Terror alert levels coming back on Friday?
09.03.2026 18:07
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My standard comments:
1. Dictators are seldom popular. Which is why they rule by force as dictators
2. Polls don’t matter
3. People need to stop focussing on the ‘low’ numbers and focus instead on the fact 40% still support Trump despite (look around)
09.03.2026 18:05
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The whale oil illumination industry is calling from the late 1800s and is asking for increased support in increasing whaling to help make cheap illumination possible and drive our economy.
The man, Skippy, has no idea what he is talking about. And it’s remarkable.
09.03.2026 17:00
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So he is proposing ‘separate but equal’ for trans people?
09.03.2026 16:56
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That’s awful. And I am sorry.
Your dog reminds me of one I lost. And I’ve been enjoying the pictures of yours.
Hopefully he is ok.
Also, fuck corporations.
09.03.2026 16:54
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According to DOGE flunky, a documentary about the experiences of Jewish women's slave labor during the Holocaust is "inherently discriminatory." Come ON.
09.03.2026 15:52
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These people might as well be talking about phrenology as though it were real.
Flat earth ‘theory’ next?
09.03.2026 16:41
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Agree. But I don't think this is new or a recent achievement.
The Christian conservative movement has always been a 'detached reality bubble.'
Nothing they believe is true or reality based. So they've been flailing about for 30 yrs striking out against perceived enemies that don't exist.
America!
09.03.2026 16:25
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Markwayne Mullin
@SenM... • 21h
I will lead the breach. I will lay down cover fire.
I will take the high ground. I'll expose myself to enemy fire to communicate. We must bring back integrity, focus, and put the Warfighter first inside DOD. I stand with @SecDef for @PeteHegseth.
Fred Wellman @FPWellman
YOU'RE A FUCKING PLUMBER! YOU'VE NEVER SERVED!!! You could have but you didn't. We had the longest war in U.S. history and you sat that shit out the whole time but now you want to be a big tough guy for the idiot that can't keep a secret. You're such a fucking joke. No one is scared of you. Go clear a drain of your own bullshit.
09.03.2026 15:37
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The Iranians will greet our drones as liberators.
by Bret Stephens
09.03.2026 06:22
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Normalize asking American tourists where they were on January 6th
08.03.2026 19:22
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Only if we can talk about white male identity in essentially every other shooting.
And even then...no. Fuck no.
Does she want to discuss autism and Tylenol next?
Maybe flat earth theory?
09.03.2026 05:01
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This awful person is being primaried by @daniwelch.bsky.social - please check out her campaign and donate to support it.
09.03.2026 04:58
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oh just a thought if your plan for overthrowing the Iranian government depends on the Iranian public rising up, you likely shouldn't have defunded the American government run news agency that speaks in Farsi.
09.03.2026 01:43
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
09.03.2026 02:06
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A basic statement of fact no one in the government of Canada is principled or brave enough to make.
09.03.2026 02:13
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Can someone PLEASE inform Tucker, Elon and the rest of them that differences in MC1R doesn’t mean people with different pigmentation are the equivalent of Klingons, Romulans, or Andorian.
Maybe also tell them about phrenology isn’t real.
09.03.2026 00:19
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There are a lot of posts out there with the close-up visual of Markwayne Mullin on January 6, but this is a better perspective.
He’s not protecting others; he’s protecting himself and hiding. You can see plenty of people at the entry door, ready to take on the insurrectionists, but not Markwayne.
07.03.2026 16:18
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If this is true I’m gonna have to inform some of my grad profs that my papers from 20 years ago need to be revised.
08.03.2026 22:54
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Not exactly the polling one would see in a an enthusiastically separatist province.
08.03.2026 20:21
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May be she has just tired of dressing him up and treating him like a doll?
08.03.2026 20:08
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Are the Iranians even wearing a suit?
And have they thanked Trump yet for bombing them?
08.03.2026 19:43
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the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings
07.03.2026 23:43
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Part of West Germany/Germany’s success story was the perceived repenting and public education that occurred post war.
Japan has a similar line to success.
Both are major global players and economic giants.
The South’s most lucrative industry ever was enslaved Africans.
They’ve not repented.
08.03.2026 06:49
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Sure…he’s crippled the US green energy industry and handed the Chinese and essentially every other country a head start or more in clean energy development etc…
But he ALSO blew up a water desalinization plant and killed over 100 school girls.
If you wanna destroy the world gotta kill some kids.
08.03.2026 06:39
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