Sean

Falcons don't spend the entire second half shitting themselves and this goes down as one of the greatest catches in NFL history.

Time to watch some Atlanta Braves baseball!

All they had to do was recreate Giuliani in the aggregate.

I'm about to become the Los Angeles Dodgers of ordering food delivery.

Jakarta Method's a banger, genuinely one of the most eye-opening books I've ever read.

If someone sells you a car and makes you sign a contract saying you can't resell for a year, run like hell in the other direction.

No wonder this man hates unions, they'd shut down his whole operation in a heartbeat. Frankly I'm surprised he hasn't tried to dismantle OSHA yet.

Their assembly lines are in a constant state of "build the plane as we're flying it", crucial safety features get ripped out if they're causing downtime, employees get fired if they can't answer irrelevant questions on the spot.

Based on what I've heard from the people I know that have worked in Tesla plants, this is exactly how he runs them.

If only the NCAA had shown the same sense of urgency with setting up regulations for NIL that it's doing for barring trans athletes from participating!

Sneaking in a dig at NIL legislation in your statement supporting discrimination, never change NCAA.

Some day they'll google which states have the most black people living in them per capita.

Animal Collective really tapped into The Millennial Dream when they sang "I only want a proper house"

Sex Secrets of the Caesars is dangerously close to Business Secrets of the Pharaohs.

But hey, something happened! Maybe the Braves will hand out more than one major league contract before Spring Training.

The nice thing about this deal is the relative simplicity of analyzing it. If he hits like last year it's probably good and if he doesn't it probably sucks.

That was a well-deserved doink.

Still might be one of the top 5 craziest fucking plays I've ever seen.

The all-22's for post game analysis. I wanna be in the moment for the live broadcast.

Bullying works

Yeah, that sounds cool as hell.

Go Braves

Fuck it, Braves should see if Pete Alonso can play outfield. They gave Soler like 50 games out there and there's no way Pete could be worse, right?

Braves were never gonna give Minter an opt-out unfortunately so they probably couldn't compete with this.

And in an off-season where the Braves haven't done shit while the Mets spent the GDP of a small nation on Soto? Good lord, it's gonna be a bloodbath.

Braves Twitter 9/11

Incredibly cursed. I'm not sure what context I'd use it, but I saved it anyway.

This is an original thought in the sense that it's completely made up.

Braves finally came close to signing a free agent and his elbow is pulled pork, I'm sick.

*Marilyn Manson whisper* THE BEAUTIFL PENIS, THE BEAUTIFUL PENIS