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Cole

@ninjapenguin

24 years old He/Him Bisexual Buy me gifts from my Throne Wishlist #throne #wishlist https://throne.com/ninjapenguin140

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Latest posts by Cole @ninjapenguin

Puppy play but I accidentally run you over while backing out of my driveway

25.02.2026 16:36 👍 243 🔁 29 💬 22 📌 3

I have already washed my hands 4+ times

24.02.2026 23:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I touched a bunch of oven cleaner while attempting to clean my air fryer. I think I’m starting to Saponify my hands.

24.02.2026 23:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

retweet if single

14.02.2026 18:47 👍 727 🔁 554 💬 22 📌 13

we have to stand up for what is right, we have a chance to make positive change in a world so filled with hate💖

14.02.2026 03:38 👍 1870 🔁 362 💬 18 📌 2

i need to get laid smfh

29.01.2026 02:50 👍 649 🔁 48 💬 33 📌 20

My family’s nickname for me is “Bear”

06.12.2025 23:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BOY
PUSSY

26.11.2025 14:56 👍 450 🔁 45 💬 18 📌 0
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Glazed and basted

27.11.2025 18:16 👍 1695 🔁 281 💬 9 📌 2
First panel: a brown rabbit jumps for joy with an “I voted!” Sticker in their hand. Second panel: With a disgruntled expression, they place the sticker on their shirt. Third panel: The rabbit, looking even more stressed, sits at a table with tea.

First panel: a brown rabbit jumps for joy with an “I voted!” Sticker in their hand. Second panel: With a disgruntled expression, they place the sticker on their shirt. Third panel: The rabbit, looking even more stressed, sits at a table with tea.

It’s that time again!!!

04.11.2025 21:52 👍 356 🔁 53 💬 3 📌 1

It’s ween time!

31.10.2025 07:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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29.10.2025 09:39 👍 2756 🔁 717 💬 8 📌 13
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I love raw men.

28.10.2025 18:30 👍 53 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0

I need this in my life

01.10.2025 03:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you remember?

21.09.2025 19:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Be the quality of the wage they give!

15.09.2025 03:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Friendslop... AIslop... goonerslop... seems like there's slop for everybody these days, heh

But m-maybe, um

🥺👉👈

I just wanna be youslop

12.08.2025 00:26 👍 2768 🔁 330 💬 52 📌 9

I’m just so devastated

10.08.2025 02:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

100 %

14.07.2025 23:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I be biting my nails real bad; I think I have an oral fixation or something (I’ll gnaw toothpicks apart little by little)

02.07.2025 05:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They got too much construction on it everywhere

09.06.2025 08:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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🏳️‍🌈 HAPPY GAY EVERY PUP 🏳️‍🌈

01.06.2025 14:29 👍 559 🔁 59 💬 12 📌 0

100%

31.05.2025 02:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The DVD cover of the anime Ergo Proxy (A goth looking woman looking straight at you)

The DVD cover of the anime Ergo Proxy (A goth looking woman looking straight at you)

I want to listen to music that feels like Ergo Proxy

14.05.2025 05:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Make Chilled pay you double because he gives you the migraines the most?

21.04.2025 18:03 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Get yourself a straight up dork

10.04.2025 19:18 👍 877 🔁 72 💬 4 📌 4
Shen is looking at a building labeled "STORE." The door has a glass window on it, and through it he can see a sign hanging that says "OPEN." He thinks "oh, sweet, store open!" He goes into the building. The door closes behind him and he looks back at it. The door now leads to the outside, but the back of the sign, which he is now seeing, says "CLOSED." Shen is a little panicked, thinking "O-OUTSIDE... CLOSED??"

Shen is looking at a building labeled "STORE." The door has a glass window on it, and through it he can see a sign hanging that says "OPEN." He thinks "oh, sweet, store open!" He goes into the building. The door closes behind him and he looks back at it. The door now leads to the outside, but the back of the sign, which he is now seeing, says "CLOSED." Shen is a little panicked, thinking "O-OUTSIDE... CLOSED??"

31.03.2025 13:03 👍 7772 🔁 997 💬 58 📌 14

i did a task with too much competence and dexterity and they revoked my clumsy pathetic failguy malehusband license

26.03.2025 02:08 👍 1688 🔁 82 💬 16 📌 2

Adding a journalist to a top secret government group chat about dropping bombs *IS* the kind of thing people who aren’t super politically literate can understand and find shocking/notable/disqualifying. Dems should seize on this and never ever let it go. I hope to hear about it in a decade

24.03.2025 21:56 👍 32790 🔁 6075 💬 199 📌 289