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Sharnema NougarπŸ’ƒβœ¨

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Musical Idiot. Comedy huwoman. Sometimes this account gets hacked by cats. Obsessed with politics.

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Super close up on woman's face while she bares her teeth in a weird way

Super close up on woman's face while she bares her teeth in a weird way

Woman with curly hair wears a white tennis dress and touches her teeth

Woman with curly hair wears a white tennis dress and touches her teeth

🚨Mel McGlensey is NORMAL is going on tour in Australia! 🚨

Come along for a one-of-a-kind collaborative clown experience plumbing the depths of normaldom, as decided by you.

Tell your friends! Tix + info via link in bio.

Directed by @sharnema.bsky.social
Co-designed and tech’d by @doougle.net

12.12.2025 00:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
A woman hides her boobs behind toy boats with a fish on her head. It’s a funny pic. She thinks she is a Boat.

A woman hides her boobs behind toy boats with a fish on her head. It’s a funny pic. She thinks she is a Boat.

Hey bluesky, there’s a show called Mel McGlensey is MOTORBOAT happening in London at @pleasance.co.uk soon and you should totally go see it. M’kay?
Byeee
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09.11.2025 09:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we just bought a DVD/blu ray player and we’re going to start watching our giant collection of DVDs again and start cutting out subscriptions. Disney/Hulu was first to go.

it’s time to stop being bled dry in fees for subscription services, paying more to own nothing. enough. i’m over it.

24.09.2025 21:29 πŸ‘ 1411 πŸ” 213 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 13

Autism is not a disease, you fucks.

22.09.2025 01:09 πŸ‘ 1358 πŸ” 303 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 12

Vaccines save lives.

And no, they do not cause autism.

20.09.2025 16:00 πŸ‘ 3911 πŸ” 1078 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 33
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I'm back because we are in the fight of our lives - again. The war on vaccines is here, and I'm fighting back.

β€œRFK Jr. has crossed the Rubicon. The war on science and vaccines isn’t looming - it’s here.”

open.substack.com/pub/drericdi...

20.09.2025 16:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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AOC: All in the name of Charlie Kirk, Trump and the FCC are now cynically threatening to shut down ABC and any outlets who give air time to the administration's political critics.

This is a disgusting attack on the American people and the very first amendment rights that define us as a country.

19.09.2025 16:21 πŸ‘ 12356 πŸ” 3054 πŸ’¬ 240 πŸ“Œ 95
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β€˜No precedent in the world’: Hobart concert hall opposes β€˜noisy’ AFL stadium being built 170 metres from its stage Tasmanian Symphony Orchestra chief executive Caroline Sharpen says there are β€˜too many unanswered questions … around noise and vibration’

β€˜No precedent in the world’: Hobart concert hall opposes β€˜noisy’ AFL stadium being built 170 metres from its stage | Hobart | The Guardian share.google/NKXg8XN6IRjW...
Look how close the proposed stadium will be to the Federation Concert Hall. The TSO will die a slow death. The AFL won't care.

24.07.2025 21:19 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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Such a Dude. Iykyk.

@daveydavids.bsky.social

01.06.2025 08:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A transcendent being with extensive powers and the highest manifestation of wisdom. Sat next to Buddha.

27.05.2025 09:35 πŸ‘ 5411 πŸ” 625 πŸ’¬ 103 πŸ“Œ 27

Never.

26.05.2025 15:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NORM! πŸ₯Ή

21.05.2025 14:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman 's face with #harlemonprime written above her Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with #harlemonprime written above her

Stripped the bed, descaled the iron, made four meals for later in the week, mended the garden hose, bought a new toilet seat.

Yes, that’s right. I’m on a writing deadline.

20.05.2025 22:01 πŸ‘ 158 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow - just realised Aimee Lou Wood brings the Shelley vibes

16.05.2025 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If your MAGA relatives try to justify the Qatar plane gift by bringing up the Statue of Liberty, remind them Congress voted to approve that gift, and we’d be happy to have Congress vote on the plane, too!

14.05.2025 01:55 πŸ‘ 5418 πŸ” 1098 πŸ’¬ 279 πŸ“Œ 42
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I say this without a hint of sarcasm. The Armageddon DVD commentary is the finest work of Ben Affleck’s career.

10.05.2025 12:22 πŸ‘ 3748 πŸ” 462 πŸ’¬ 125 πŸ“Œ 50

Just confirming everyone has the delicious information that Labor has elected more women MPs than Liberals have elected all MPs. Yes, you read that right ❀️

10.05.2025 09:43 πŸ‘ 577 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 4
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09.05.2025 03:58 πŸ‘ 21932 πŸ” 4214 πŸ’¬ 256 πŸ“Œ 163
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09.05.2025 00:58 πŸ‘ 6990 πŸ” 528 πŸ’¬ 106 πŸ“Œ 49

Yuk! Goldstein wtf. Didn’t they get the meno? WE ALL GOT THE MEMO

06.05.2025 15:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This democracy sausage tastes soooooo gooooooood 😍😍😍

03.05.2025 14:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Lyrics from the song β€œAm I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again” by The Angels with Peter Dutton’s potato head replacing the β€œO”s, ending with β€œno way get fucked fuck off!!!!!”

Lyrics from the song β€œAm I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again” by The Angels with Peter Dutton’s potato head replacing the β€œO”s, ending with β€œno way get fucked fuck off!!!!!”

Stolen from the fedi…

03.05.2025 11:14 πŸ‘ 604 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 10

This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!

18.04.2025 23:08 πŸ‘ 86403 πŸ” 20196 πŸ’¬ 1689 πŸ“Œ 724
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Arnie meets his Outie. Severance Total Recall edition.

28.03.2025 21:53 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Had to delete a thought because there's no draft folder.

22.03.2025 23:14 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's Severance but Mr Milchick is Alan Johnson from Peep Show. Enjoy.

21.03.2025 16:45 πŸ‘ 244 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3

Hahaaa omg of course

23.03.2025 12:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Canadian MP Charlie Angus: I am here today to urge Canadians to avoid travel to the United States if at all possible and to call on our government to stand up for our citizens who are being denied their rights through arbitrary detention in the United States.

20.03.2025 18:37 πŸ‘ 41683 πŸ” 10652 πŸ’¬ 999 πŸ“Œ 910
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Roses are red
Violets are blue

20.03.2025 17:43 πŸ‘ 61430 πŸ” 13507 πŸ’¬ 2493 πŸ“Œ 1367