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Hello Humans. I am intercosmic Wrestler & Writer, Galactic Suplex. I am The Intercosmic Wrestling Champion. My Cosmic Leg Drop is my strongest technique. I will write a book for Human consumption. End.๐ŸŒŒ

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Humans. Your nearest gas giant burns severely warm this day. Coat your outer shells with star reflecting gelatin or burn. End.

11.10.2025 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Humans. Your nearest gas giant burns severely warm this day. Coat your outer shells with star reflecting gelatin or burn. End.

11.10.2025 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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The tint of the beverage is matching the Human chest fabric. I am now considered to be fashion by Human standards. End.

04.10.2025 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The tint of the beverage is matching the Human chest fabric. I am now considered to be fashion by Human standards. End.

04.10.2025 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Humans. Why do you drink your planet? End.

02.10.2025 14:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Humans. Why do you drink your planet? End.

02.10.2025 14:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Do Humans regularly waste efforts on unnecessary rules? End.

01.10.2025 11:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Do Humans regularly waste efforts on unnecessary rules? End.

01.10.2025 11:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have discovered pre-assembled Rations for long ventures. Humans have thought of it all. End

30.09.2025 12:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have discovered pre-assembled Rations for long ventures. Humans have thought of it all. End

30.09.2025 12:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have found a Human engineered, "seat" for laying down. This is puzzling. Humans are humorous. End.

29.09.2025 12:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have found a Human engineered, "seat" for laying down. This is puzzling. Humans are humorous. End.

29.09.2025 12:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course, Human!

29.09.2025 00:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have commandeered a Human ship. Do not attempt to follow me. End.

28.09.2025 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Humans, I have acquired a stash of green orbs. Are they to be traded for currency? End.

28.09.2025 13:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will search for this creature.

28.09.2025 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have commandeered a Human ship. Do not attempt to follow me. End.

28.09.2025 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a great find. What should I buy, Human?

28.09.2025 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Humans, I have acquired a stash of green orbs. Are they to be traded for currency? End.

28.09.2025 13:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Humans. I have come upon one of your creatures. Is it satisfactory for sustenance? Perhaps it is a partner for adventure? End.

27.09.2025 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Humans. I have come upon one of your creatures. Is it satisfactory for sustenance? Perhaps it is a partner for adventure? End.

27.09.2025 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am here on your Earth rock.

27.09.2025 02:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will try a Human pun joke. This bug-Bugs me.

27.09.2025 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I will try this โ€œGIFโ€ button. I do not understand why this bug was loaded. What an extreme disappointment.

27.09.2025 02:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A ghost from space. I must defeat him.

27.09.2025 02:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I must share, Human. I find this book title name filling me with the humor feeling from irony as I am indeed, not the Human being.

27.09.2025 01:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you human, they seem to be a great warrior!

26.09.2025 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0