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Just killed a man's whole family and accidentally installed him as leader of Iran. We created Super Vengeance Boy and are just assuming he'll leave us alone.

09.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 3341 πŸ” 592 πŸ’¬ 122 πŸ“Œ 28
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Video Shows US Tomahawk Missile Strike Next to Girls’ School in Iran - bellingcat New video footage shows a US Tomahawk missile hitting an Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) facility in Minab, Iran, on Feb 28, showing for the first time that the US struck the area. The footag...

Bellingcat analysis makes a strong case that a US tomahawk hit that girl's school in Iran, contrary to U.S. government claims

www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/03...

09.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 610 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 5

You average normie Democrat in 2026 loves AOC, wants to abolish ICE, and thinks Israel shouldn’t get another penny from us.

It’s laughable how out of touch centrist consultants and politicians are.

09.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 3144 πŸ” 635 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 23

Can.....can we vote for the Iranian foreign minister to be our president?

09.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they're encouraging us to rise up and shrug off our religious extremist overlords

09.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Key Details of 13-Year-Old Trump Accuser’s Accounts Are Verified The newly corroborated details suggest the woman was truthful about numerous aspects of her life.

There is apparently credible evidence that the president of the United States is a pedophile. The comforting phrase β€œaccused him without evidence” no longer fits this situation, and journalists must resort to the more perfunctory β€œhasn’t been formally charged.” www.thedailybeast.com/key-details-...

09.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 5267 πŸ” 1857 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 57

It's hard to internalize the fact that the administration really does believe the Iraq war was "woke" and that they would be able to easily defeat a substantially more powerful nation simply by being based chads

09.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 2056 πŸ” 342 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 17
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Why the USA can't afford anything.

09.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 1181 πŸ” 469 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 16

worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

08.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 3344 πŸ” 665 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5

WH press secretary Karoline Leavitt tells Fox News that Trump won’t rule out allowing the angel of death to visit every household and kill every firstborn male child.

08.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

This story has everything, a focus on desal that led to overlooking other water sources, a city manager making $400K/yr saying don’t panic, a former water system manager saying residents should absolutely panic, and magical thinking: β€œThe last hope to avert disaster was a 20- to 30-inch rainfall.”

08.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 348 πŸ” 175 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 14
Screenshot of video of children burning Lionel Messi jerseys

Screenshot of video of children burning Lionel Messi jerseys

When I watched a smiling Lionel Messi applauding Trump’s cartoon villain bloodlust, I thought about Muhammad Ali going on international television to deliver his poem condemning the Attica prison massacre, telling the world that fascists would never conquer the human spirit.

08.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 1179 πŸ” 253 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5
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Mojtaba Khamenei, a son of Iran's late supreme leader, is chosen to replace his father A secretive figure within the Islamic Republic, Mojtaba Khamenei was not seen publicly in the days after an Israeli airstrike targeting the supreme leader’s offices killed his 86-year-old father atΒ th...

It is reported that Iran selected Mojtaba Khamenei in part because Trump said in an interview that he was "unacceptable" to Trump.

So Trump has ensured the person running Iran is *more* theocratic and hates the US for killing his wife and father. Well done, Donald!
www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...

08.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1614 πŸ” 512 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 26

It's going well.

Also, a possible option is a draft.

08.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2
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The Middle East is on fire. Gas prices are soaring. Jobs are disappearing. Senile Satan is golfing again.

08.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 11055 πŸ” 4179 πŸ’¬ 1005 πŸ“Œ 345

This directly contradicts Trump and Hegseth’s claims that Iran bombed the area where the Iranian school was hit. We knew it, but it’s good to have the video.

08.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 1458 πŸ” 632 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 17

They're going to poison a city with 17 million people

08.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 2505 πŸ” 998 πŸ’¬ 101 πŸ“Œ 27

happy β€œthe car clock is once again correct” day to all who celebrate

08.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

even if the Hague still functioned, even if Nuremberg had gone down how people believe it did, we'll still need some new kind of system to properly perform the level of reckoning that will be necessary once this has been stopped

08.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 404 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

Sorry I didn't respond to your text. I'm hunting you for sport.

08.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

jesus christ

08.03.2026 06:28 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Some stats:
Tehran metro area: 850+ square miles
14.5 million people
31k pop per sq mile

Dallas: 9300 square miles
8.3 million
880 per sq mile

Dallas County: 908 sq miles

Tel Aviv: 20 sq miles (smaller than DFW airport)
25k pop per sq mile

FYI.

08.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm supposed to get married this year but look around. How can I bring a wife into this world

08.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 5026 πŸ” 364 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 11

I'll spring forward when I'm dead (I've rigged my coffin to catapult my body across the reception room)

09.03.2025 05:48 πŸ‘ 330 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
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Two in custody after 'suspicious devices' found outside Gracie Mansion amid anti-Islam protest The anti-Islam protest was led by right-wing influencer Jake Lang. Mayor Zohran Mamdani and his wife are safe, his press secretary said.

Yeah, I guess people aren’t hearing about The fact that a bunch of fascists were having a rally and threw a number of devices at the mayor’s house www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

08.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 17035 πŸ” 3384 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 119

Yeah I just realized I didn't really clarify, so I'm glad you picked up what I was putting down lol. Believing Jesus is coming back is totally normal and fine...believing you need to start a war to end all wars to trigger 7 years of trials and tribulations and bring about heaven on earth is another

08.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah the thing that always pissed me off the most was the extremely prevalent believe that God controls absolutely everything, and therefore you actually shouldn't ever try to do anything that goes against the grain in any way, because "if it's meant to happen, it will happen."

08.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0