JD

Leg day!

homophobes

🤭

What an adorable family 🥰

(The hickey is a non paid actor)

Mirror selfie where a shirtless Gay with a floral shoulder tattoo appears in the foreground while a full-length mirror behind him shows his back as he poses nude.

Hooked up with an old fwb last night for the first time since October and he said my ass felt like I got a BBL and I’ve just never been more proud 🥹

Happy birthday! (why do I feel like I’m the one who got a present? 🤨)

a woman laying on a bed looking at a laptop with the hashtag schittscreek on the screen Alt: a woman laying on a bed looking at a laptop with the YUM on the screen

All of the sustenance one could ask for

No lies detected 🙂‍↔️

Happy weekend, Ben! 🍻

Nicely done, Andy! Enjoy those well earned snacks!

This is amazing

you, in another decade

Shut the fuck up this is amazing

Happy birthday! 🍻

wait pause while I count my American Airlines miles

welcome back king

Hate to be the bearer of bad news…

Olive Garden if you’re feeling extra fancy

Obama: Every day you wake up to things you just didn’t think were possible. Each day we’re told by those in high office to fear each other. Everywhere we see greed and bigotry being celebrated, and bullying and mockery masquerading as strength.

they’re so fucked. the amount of ground they’ve lost to amazon and walmart is too much to overcome and it was all 100% self inflicted

morning ben! happy friday!

Senator Mullin on January 6th

Oomf’s taste is 11/10

jd vance:

I’m sat

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Omg I wish

5 star accommodations! 🍾