Andrew 🦒

Facebook Marketplace continues to provide

She's a refined lady

Cat-sitter is getting Cally's best angles

Stuffed and ready for a nap

Love 4 pm sunsets

Only if I can betray you at the end

Bulk has started to hit and I've become

Transit pilled

Hyping myself up for 10 minutes so I can call the mechanic

Skipping over twunk and going straight to bear

Moana coded

Also, send pics coward

Cuddlin'

Boy! You're married

My knees haven't worked well since 23

Got so drunk I won $5 at poker. Gotta take the bf out on the town.

Of course not, that's an act of God. But you'd be covered for damage caused by a flock of spearows

Insane that we even need to discuss this but this is why we have fluoride in our water.

(Chart by @steverattner.bsky.social)

Through a series of early exits and academia politics I've inherited a first author paper that is 95% complete

Unaffordable pre-Ketchumcare

no GAY has all 5:
- a job ✅
- good relationship with father ✅
- neurotypical brain ,✅
- ability to top ✅
- driver's license ✅

Guess I'm coming out as straight

First snow of the season❄️

Y'all are too much, why is my "popular with friends" tab just porn?

Inaugural Calypso pic