Alex Chen

Perfect snack for the cottage

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Very much in favour of Possumlieder

LMFAO

#Arcane #Science

I wish this were an electroacoustic opera I could go see

mine will always be the sperm whale who reacted to a Roman soldier throwing a bottle at him off the Byzantine coast by sinking every ship he could off that coast for the next 60 years and had the emperor declare him an enemy of the state and name him after the Titan who attacked mount olympus

GENRES ARE MARKETING TOOLS NOT RULES

Pretty certain. I work with them and red-tailed hawks have markedly different coloration.

Unexpected Christmas find: a wonderfully silly new Christmas action movie starring Dwayne Johnson, Chris Evans, and Lucy Liu (!!)

Yum!! Merry Christmas!

Harris' hawk!

Cockatiel on a glockenspiel

Congo (African grey) on a bongo

Eclectus on a Lexus

My personal favourite, galah on a challah

I'm in a bird memes group on fb, because of course I am, and they are going on an absolute bender over there with increasingly deranged "you've heard of elf on a shelf..." memes. here are a few choice ones. (yes I figured these all out pretty much instantly because I am that bird nerd)

Right?!

I’ll never understand singers who ride the subway without a mask, especially during the winter. People are coughing. There’s thousands of dollars of singing at stake in December. It’s like wearing your own personal humidifier that also keeps other people’s germs away. There is no downside!!!!!

Okay so a couple years ago, someone* said "Twitter, tell me about f*ckbois of the 19th century" and we all went on this journey together

*I would credit but they have since nuked their account (I just checked)

Mein Gott 😱

“Me Grimlock smash bad presents, keep good ones!”

New month, new profile pic.

📸 Transformers Studio Series Grimlock with a hat and presents