hamm0ndeggs

Julie Andrews playing guitar and singing to children in the sound of music

🎵HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL🎵

Hey, Congress. Do us all a fuckin favor and don’t confirm the next piece of shit 🍊 🤡 nominates.

YAYY!!!

He's not blaming DEI, he's blaming women and non white people.

#currentmood

Most men in romance novels respect boundaries, wash their balls, make sure she comes first, care about their children, are emotionally intelligent, and loyal to their relationship.

And then men make fun of women reading "fluff novels."

Because apparently those are unreasonable things to yearn for?

“That’s just how they were raised.”
Ok, and? I was raised in an extremely conservative Christian household by parents who became maga extremists.
You don’t see me advocating against human rights.

Jane. Dough. 👏🏻…👏🏻…👏🏻

“You kids wanna see a dead body?”

😘🤌🏻

Every time I read the name “Meta” I feel like the [jackoff motion] is silent

Everything I know about Justin Baldoni I have learned against my will.

MAGA: Mindless Asshole Gulf of America

Threads are unraveling.

“He can’t hurt you anymore! I forgive you!” 😂

If Luigi is a terrorist, then the NRA is a terrorist organization which has facilitated the deaths of countless Americans. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If I never hear the word “brazen” again, it’ll be too soon.

Pick a movie, keep one actor - the rest are muppets

John Wick

Keanu Reeves

I see Elon Musk with his kid in public and I think of the end of The Dead Zone.

Omg

Maybe I’m late to the party, but Muskrat might be my favorite moniker for this terminal dork.

Like, “Okay. You’re not wrong, but that is so incorrect.”

Side note re: Frankenstein - isn’t one of the points the question about what makes a man or a monster?

Mr. Mxyzptlk. Bibbo. Dan Turpin. The Underworlders.

You believe in birds?

Introduce yourself with four videogames!

Heh. Nice.

I will continue to make fun of Trump and every idiotic sycophant that kisses his garish ring because it brings me joy and joy is an act of rebellion.

Since white supremacist demonstrations are on the rise, it seems appropriate to remember how to respond to such demonstrations.

I came here to follow Josh Gad, not Joshin’ Gad.

Next time I come down your way we’ll go Confederate flag-snatchin