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Living in Los Angeles is leaving early not to avoid traffic, but because it cannot be avoided. Traffic is as much a part of daily life as putting on clothes.
Under the Stars xkcd.com/2849
If only there were more cats.
"I have no idea what to do with this." - me, when given an opportunity to be social
Haven't seen these since I was a kid!
The toilet is facing the mirror in my hotel room. Thank God for smartphones.
You only don't have diarrhea until you do.
What if alien abductions are just the galactic version of fishing?
Bought a pizza last night. When I went to pick it up, they gave me an extra they'd made by mistake. Now I'm rolling in dough.
Watching Oldboy in college: Damn. That's fucked up.
Watching Oldboy at almost 40: Damn. That's REALLY fucked up.
But what a movie. I forgot how creative the editing was, and how great some of the shots and transitions were. Or maybe back then, I wasn't looking.
Hipster Lv 99 reached
Got a turntable. Too bad it seems to be defective... Whomp Whomp
Found the greatest vending machine of all time.
Adding chicken sashimi to the list of foods that taste better than they sound.
What I'm doing in Japan.
You've heard of Samurai Jack, but have you heard of Samurai Mac?
Today my Uber driver taught me about hidden technology in Antarctica and the secret Roman Empire hiding the Library of Alexandria in the Vatican. Day is off to a fun start!
Every time I start to write in this thing, my brain goes into social media mode and tries to say something witty in a voice that isn't my own. Why is it so hard to just be me?
You can't wake up if you don't fall asleep.
Alphabet Notes xkcd.com/2794
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Artcolumbus makes makes columbusart
Me: walks into another room to get something.
My brain: