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Went 5 nights back home without incident but crashed out on my mom on the last night about Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl #soclose

And I can put my leg out the bed. Everybody wins.

I just saw a woman wearing a cheetah print jacket that was very cool so I said “great jacket!” to her and she smiled and said “Jesus loves you! There’s a God in heaven!” This is why you never break the mind your own fucking business rule.

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Phlebotomist: are you good?

Me: yeah I just disassociate while it’s happening

The OMNI readers were down at the uptown 25th street A/C/E station so I asked someone on the other side to open the emergency door. A literal 7 year old walked over to open it, then I held it for like 20 people. I love my city #nyc

Million dollar idea: create the American version of a vuvuzela for the 2026 World Cup. I don’t know what the closest potential American “instrument” would be, but I assume it would just sound like a fart when you blew it.

The South Park dudes about to fall out a window

What’s wrong with an exit interview?

Getting on a plane for the first time since December. If I don’t make it please politicize the fuck out of my death and get my family paid

Live shot of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social at tonight’s debate #nyc

I can’t stop saying flotilla in my head like Glorilla

A 12 inch pepperoni pizza on a wood table outside in soho New York City

Dining al fresco in soho at 4:45 pm
Waitress: will you be having dinner?
Me: uhhh sure if you wanna call it that #latelunch

Whenever I see aspartame written my brain tries to read it like it’s Spanish which is more fun imo

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Yes’cers for pacers is the wackest shit I’ve ever seen #ecf

Ngl those look good af and now I have to have enchiladas tomorrow

I hate that this is good

Justice for the pronunciation of Thibodeau’s name. Every time someone hits the Thib instead of Tib a ghost is released from a grave in New Orleans

Oh shit Halliburton is gonna wish he’d never done that. No matter what happens tonight.

Beta tester sign up?

Does anyone else hear Method Man saying Mikal the way he says Tical in their head when they read Mikal Bridges name or just me

How is ESPN sending me end of quarter push notifications a full 30 game seconds before the quarter is over

Draymond hitting multiple threes pack it in #warriors

Michael B. Jordan and the Count from Sesame Street

Sinners (2025)

IMDB saying 9

It was a wrap as soon as Draymond opened the game with two 3s

I know pita chips and hummus really hate to see me coming

They don’t let you order two at the buzzer!?

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COME ON YOU GUNNERS!!!! #coyg