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32 | ⚒ | usa im a robotfucker first and a woman second.πŸ˜”shitposter, writer, artist, cohost @osgpod.bsky.social

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US told me Iran keeps blowing up its THAAD systems so I asked how many THAAD systems it has and it said it just goes to imperial outposts and gets a new THAAD system so I said it sounds like it’s just feeding THAAD systems to Iranian missiles and then Netanyahu started crying.

10.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 913 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

True philology.

10.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't wanna hear anybody gently chuckling unless they're a quiet mountain stream

09.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mao inventing pride month: gays hold up one twelfth of the year

08.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 601 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pictures emerging from today’s heavy bombing of Isfahan. Damages to the mirror works, tiles, floors, and carved wooden doors of Safavid palaces of Aali Qapu and Chehelsotoon. Both of these are within the UNESCO Heritage complex of Naqsh-e Jahan Square. These are 16th-17th century bldgs.

09.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 404 πŸ” 234 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 42

the Torettos live in part of Los Angeles where it’s always summer but never pride, it’s like Chud Narnia

09.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is β€œoh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

09.09.2025 20:18 πŸ‘ 7447 πŸ” 1742 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 76
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been seeing this around and it was fun to make! a real deathmatch. some beloved games were added and then bumped. honorable mentions to prey (2014) and horizon zero dawn my9games.com

09.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 2786 πŸ” 1114 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 19

This reminds me of something Toni Morrison wrote.

07.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 3068 πŸ” 927 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 13

omg, nailed

07.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 726 πŸ” 248 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 5

thank you woke lenin

08.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 434 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

08.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 7313 πŸ” 2966 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 9
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 14291 πŸ” 4288 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 42
Trump putting his finger to his ear to receive the news of RBG's death

Trump putting his finger to his ear to receive the news of RBG's death

Me every time western media outlets report breathlessly about Iran retaliating against the illegal military aggression and state-sanctioned terrorism it is being subjected to at the hand of the global military hegemon and its rabid dog colonial outpost

08.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited:

β€œwhat’s your opinion on women’s day

as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”

It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited: β€œwhat’s your opinion on women’s day as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”

08.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 10608 πŸ” 3816 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 9

Grand Designs is a show in which British people spend more money than they have trying to build a house whilst you as the audience try to guess if they’ll be divorced by the end of the episode.

08.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

im gonna pitch them on building a nice, big, shared chicken coop in part of the barn. theyre not gonna like it. our dogs regularly find bits of deer and cattle carcasses tho, so like... im gonna build yall boxes for chicken nuggets huh

07.03.2026 08:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

doing tactical recon on coyotes and going back to my two ambitious family members who want to keep rickety chicken coops outside. my lieges we cannot depopulate them in a way that matters. basic latches are nothing to them. they will dig. they will jump. they may have siege engines

07.03.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Abandoned Pawtucket Times building. Built in the late 19th century, technically still in use until the mid 00s but they were only using the bottom floor. How weird do you think it is to work in a building that was slowly becoming abandoned from the top down?

04.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

love the concept of a bloody, knock-down drag-out fight between the christofascist death drive and captitalist state capture (hack comedian voice) just wish i wasnt livin' in it!!!

04.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lock in

03.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 3548 πŸ” 950 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6

I had a client who lived in a termite mound for a month to escape the Nigerian military but I'm sure this is hard too

02.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 1116 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Who up hating the Great Satan and its wretched imperialist running dogs

02.03.2026 07:14 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

01.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 11788 πŸ” 3833 πŸ’¬ 146 πŸ“Œ 177