Jonny

i thought he'd lost it. and i'm bitter Big Kieffer isn't playing

this is the plot of The Others (2001) and you are a ghost. sorry

only when thinking about a thing i've said or done

This is a good analogy. Very useful in carefully controlled settings for specific usages, but unfortunately being widely inserted into everything and used without training or PPE and poisoning a lot of things and people and we’re going to pay a tonne of money to remove it safely in the future

THAT was the best political strategy in the entire world??? THAT???

house is so right wing they had to start a new genre just for the progressives

every film that has sequels should follow the Alien naming convention. no exceptions

A tweet by Ben Kahn (@BenTheKahn), posted on March 23, 2023, reads: "I don't think younger audiences appreciate that in the 90s, there was an entire genre of film that was just, 'Michael Douglas gets so horny that he ruins his life.'"

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
“Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

why does the image look like it's from a Blue Peter explainer of electoral politics?

Between Brewdog, Labour and Dubai eating it, a very specific type of guy is having the worst time and they absolutely deserve it.

My mind has been returning to this video all weekend

'would you like to eat good food?' also

you know the old saying 'temperature able to vote? don't wear a coat'

Saying "Initiate Defensive Mode" as I launch 15 hellfire missiles into a creche from my remote-piloted invincible drone.

"Who are you? And why did you just kickflip over that sex worker?"

"I'm Rambo the skateboard pimp and I'm Rambo the skateboard pimp"

not behind the bus, spotty!

can't believe it wasn't a regular, normal foul

the Harry Wilson involved goal of the season competition will be better than the actual goal of the season competition

over twenty five years of trying to reinvent Unreal Tournament

truly hilarious few minutes here

the smolest bean

If you killed 85 children, I guess I do think a just society would tear your ribcage out. I pretty much do think that

Fitting that in America’s final form, the epicenter of evil will be a private golf resort for wealthy pedophiles.

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom