Emu Hp

So many AI cunts on here. Fuck off, nobody likes you

'Attractive package'

I don't give a fuck about your cycle to work scheme or workplace gym, Kevin, just pay me properly you little shit

Refuk the UK, yuk

thank u brewdog u helped us defeat coronavirus

Really don't like the way people refer to Reform as "Deform" tbh

It smacks of taking the piss out of disability

Bad take. UBI is unconditional access to resources. It says, "I trust you. Show me what you can do." It is the power to refuse until the pay is right. It is the freedom to choose paid or unpaid work. It fosters community and societal participation.

And ending survival fear is a psychological need.

Holder in the arm for your drink, can't go wrong pal

I'd hope for a sniper but seems like it'd probably be pointless (if momentarily satisfying)

I had deck chairs in the lounge for a while. I ended up kind of liking it

I would like these mysterious Labour MPs to do something then

Didn't they already do that like twice, I don't think it's working

James Bond in a fucking stinking mood at the club cos the barman stirred his stupid little drink rather than shook it

Took 20 years for Afghanistan

This cunt will be lucky to get another 20 months the state he's in

Wirral folk: I want to do a mothers day walk on Sunday on the wirral. Happy with distance, but want to avoid roads as much as possible. The route has to take in Landican, Thurstaston and Royden park. Looking on a map, it feels like there should be good footpaths between the three. Any suggestions?

He'll be dead before it's over

As per Afghanistan. Mountains that the Iranians know and are used to, and the americans aren't

Iran is more than twice the size of Afghanistan and that shit took 20 years

*tits

We bought an EV last week and man am I feeling relieved about that rn. I've still got my petrol car (for now at least) but means we can share the EV whenever possible and use the VW only when necessary

Happy anniversary Elle xxx

😘😘😘

A black llama with bottom teeth protruding

Of course I did this. Of course I did.

DATING COACH: So you tried flirting?
ME: Sure, I gave her 'the look'
DATING COACH: Show me
ME: *I bite my lip seductively*
DATING COACH: Have you considered biting the bottom lip?

‘It’s 10,000 people saying – we’re with you’: inside Trans Mission, a night of solidarity and joy for a community under stress Olly Alexander and Glyn Fussell’s starry, Live Aid-inspired shindig – featuring Christine and the Queens, Kae Tempest and Munroe Bergdorf – is a show of unity in a dark time for trans people

“I’m worried about this very loud anti-trans sentiment that is taking over mainstream media. I’m hoping that this is a beacon that will say: ‘Well, actually, there are lots of people who love and support trans people and we’re not going to be quiet either.’”
- Olly Alexander
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Happy birthday darling. I hope I look as fabulous as you when I reach 60 xxx

Aren't you a bit busy dealing with your country being bombed to be replying to ppls posts from over a year ago

Introduce that window to a brick

Both are lovely and you look fab x

@jaffne.bsky.social pleasing stone