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Teddy Calavera

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Pale Driver / Doomsday Diva •ᴅʏꜱᴛᴏᴘɪᴀ ꜱᴘᴇᴇᴅʀᴜɴɴᴇʀ• 50% Baby 50% Murder • Writer/Filmmaker/Musician/Narrative Designer

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It looks so good, I can’t wait ❤️‍🔥

22.08.2025 16:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
VAMPIRE THE MASQUERADE BLOODLINES 2 - WORLD PREMIERE (Walkthrough Gameplay)
VAMPIRE THE MASQUERADE BLOODLINES 2 - WORLD PREMIERE (Walkthrough Gameplay) YouTube video by theRadBrad

Wake up, childe. We’ve got a city to bleed DRY youtu.be/3hP7dCvHpKo?...

22.08.2025 16:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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THY KINGDOM COME - YouTube

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18.08.2025 09:54 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A purple cat spray painting the words “do good stuff DONT GET CAUGHT” surrounded by eyes and the text “nobody needs to know it was you

A purple cat spray painting the words “do good stuff DONT GET CAUGHT” surrounded by eyes and the text “nobody needs to know it was you

20.01.2025 18:20 👍 9366 🔁 3744 💬 25 📌 49

In the meantime I can’t recommend you enough to listen through Ethel Cain’s discography & support her through the disgusting waves of transphobic harassment she’s going through. Love you Hayden 🖤

15.08.2025 16:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m insanely tired & busy but I’ll get back to everyone as soon as I catch a break ❤️‍🔥

15.08.2025 16:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hahaha j’attends toujours mes multiples exemplaires 🌝

15.08.2025 16:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Preacher’s Daughter - YouTube

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15.08.2025 15:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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'Microsoft has no place being accomplice of a genocide:' Arkane union workers demand Xbox maker sever ties with Israel Arkane Studios' STJV section in France has published an open letter in support of the Palestinian-led BDS movement.

Being on the right side of history isn't hard, but it isn't risk-free. My respect for the Arkane workers union.

12.08.2025 18:41 👍 1063 🔁 240 💬 9 📌 2
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i wrote a novella

it's about longtermist vampires, doing too many drugs, and socialism

it's available right now merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene

thanks to @slimyswampghost.bsky.social for the killer cover art

06.08.2025 17:36 👍 1296 🔁 245 💬 40 📌 26

Starting a new playthrough with all the patches & the expansion is so great, I’m having a blast as if it wasn’t my 14th V ❤️‍🔥

27.07.2025 15:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Still happy to have supported a few queer game devs by buying their VNs 🤍🤍🤍

27.07.2025 15:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In my excitement to absolutely wreck the puritans attempts to keep me out of something they deem immoral, I had forgotten that I really don’t care about sex enough & lost all interest when I realized that I was trying to play the smut games for the plot hahaha

27.07.2025 15:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nobody tells my loved ones or I’m going through another intervention 😭

27.07.2025 14:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

d̷̨͚͖͓̲͜͝ơ̷̛̤̼͈̿̎͛͗͘ ̷̩̹̣̹̋̏̃͠n̷̹̲̤̟̘͍̲̦͚̏́̿͛ơ̷̡̢͍͍͔͎̖̈́͒̒̌͌t̵̹͍̺̲̗̜̯̥̃̈͑͊̈́͌͜ ̸͓̝͚̀̇̊́́̋̕͝d̴̖́͒ȋ̶̧̝͔̰̦̰̗̎̇͂̋͐͗͛͝s̸̨͍̩̩̰͇͉̹͈̓̀̀͋̍͌͝͠t̶̢̢̨͎̙̮͕̣̽͛͆ű̸̝̬͚͗̓̅̀̊̄̔̕͠r̵̡̥̹̞̹̄̏̐̔͛̈͐́̚b̸͍̱͕̈́̿̈́͝ ̶̪͙͓̯̱̭̜̊̿̈̑̉̈́̕̚͝͠I̸̛͔̳͖͎̥̎͒̽̑͐ͅ’̴̛̛̗̞̿͒͠͠ͅm̷̧͌̇͒̐ ̶̜̊̑͗̇̂̒͋͘̕p̵̼̊͋̈̚l̴̦̪̬̈͑͆̚͠ͅa̶̢̛̘̪̠̳͎͜ÿ̶̡͇̖̤́̅͑̂͋̚͘ͅỉ̵̡̛͈͓̬̩͍̜̖̲̈́͊̅̓̋͝n̴̢̨̩͕̲̏͛̒̋̏͐̕͜g̸̛̱͓̖̗̳̓̎̔̓̇́͑͜ ̶̗̘̜͗̓̂͒́̿̈́̀͝c̷̭̬̟͙̠̗̰̥̞͓͑y̷̛̒̉͂́̿͐͘͠ͅb̵̧̰̖̤̹̙̣̀̈́̐̓̀̊̉͜ę̸̛̖̮̜̒͜r̸̫̫̫̀͂͆p̵̨̙̗̼̣̝̦̲̑͋̕͠͠ṳ̴̡̨̦̥̩̳̬̞̹͗̀̇͘n̴̰͙͊̅̆͐͂̃̀̄͘k̵͎̻̪̟̠̺͋̅̈́̏͐̓̋͜ ̸͕̼͔̱̦̞̟̣̙͛ä̸̢̘̟͙͚͕̞̞́̏̌͛͑̿̚͝ͅg̷̛̛͙̤̓̈͂͠͝a̶̗̭͇̱̒̉̈́̎͑i̸̭̘̿̓̈̐ņ̵̲̠̜̼̞̰͖̐̽

27.07.2025 14:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Haha that’s my whole ethos babe, I can’t believe there’s no smut game where I can be a hot they/them scoundrel cruising a bar full of other LGBTQ anime yakuza…well there may not be one YET but I’ll find a way 🌝

26.07.2025 10:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Just yesterday evening I was shyly asking "please don’t get something too disgusting 🥺" & I’ve already became an absolute monster. "You turned into an alcoholic just to fuck with the prohibition, why am I surprised" hahaha She’s right but we still need more gay stuff, though

26.07.2025 10:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

This day is shaping up to be quite chaotic, I’ve been screaming "ok find us something really super GAY where I’m not forced to be a dumb runaway heiress, but with even with even MORE murderous plots with GANGSTERS OF ALL GENDERS" & she’s like "GOD we might have to create one ourselves" 😭

26.07.2025 09:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

LMAO I called Visa’s customer support service - the guy on the other line was like “are you ALSO calling about the video game payment processing? Please send us emails instead.”

Keep up the calls, folks, we’re definitely gumming up their works

25.07.2025 20:46 👍 7147 🔁 3750 💬 67 📌 64
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—& babygirl has been screaming "how did you get there? I played this game it was vanilla as hell, wtf were you role playing as?" Well I was role-playing as myself & it was the coolest thing ever, currently buying the dlc, if the puritan terfs are mad they can take it to my amex plat concierge

26.07.2025 00:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Still not sleeping because I got my girl to come over & pick a NSFW game for us to play together, she chose Speakeasy & it was so cheesy at first but the burden of my choices got my character fucking the hot mob boss & then he taught her how to torture people & she began to kill to turn him on—

26.07.2025 00:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

"no sex scenes unless it serves the plot" the plot is I want to see them fuck nasty and that's actually legal

25.07.2025 06:13 👍 11842 🔁 3801 💬 45 📌 92

I love Shaitan, is this story in 2020 or RED? It rings a bell but I just clocked out of my 14th hour of work, I’m exhausted, I may remember it after a warm meal & a full night of sleep though 😭

25.07.2025 19:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Oh dear, Shaitan? Ouch… hahaha

25.07.2025 18:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I am 5’6” and 3/4…

I am 5’6” and 3/4…

My “best friend” sent me this:

25.07.2025 12:20 👍 220 🔁 15 💬 8 📌 0

But sure we have to catch up soon my friend even on everything non videogames related! I have to fuck off another work meeting rn but I’ll try to send you a message this weekend ❤️‍🔥

25.07.2025 12:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That thing really is an ouroboros because that was all the initial leads back when the game released & a few of us started going mad over this, everything after V died being a *V-sim* in the construct while Johnny & V memories merged-which is really my own pet theory except I never had any proof 🥲

25.07.2025 12:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wait till we learn that Coraline Polacheck is the woman singing & Trent Reznor did the mix. Man, I don’t think we’re surviving the upcoming team meeting at this rate hahaha

25.07.2025 12:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

After a full week of working 12h a day, Kojima offered us a way to express our woes, I’m crying

25.07.2025 12:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hahaha honestly I’ve decided that it was the real answer to FF06B5 & called it a day, I don’t have the juice anymore ⚰️

25.07.2025 11:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0