Hilary

Oh shiiiit I once traded a glitter gel pen for a little pottle of this stuff 😳 definitely going on the grocery list

Wet Hot American Psycho, is this anything

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

I don't know this guy, but this remains the funniest lede I've ever read in my life. It's been five years and I still think about it.

Daisy the black Greyhound lying on a bed outside in the sun

Nothing much to say so here's my dog I guess