Dad Spends Daughter’s Wedding Day Thinking About History Of Oil
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An old screenshot talking about Google on top. It says "Google is a pure search engine — no weather, no news feed, no links to sponsors, no ads, no distractions, no portal litter. Nothing but a fast-loading search site. Reward them with a visit. Below is a screenshot from The Phantom Menace, where Anakin Skywalker is walking next to a building and behind him you see the shadow of Darth Vader.
Once this baby unlocks the left foot kick we are all doomed!!!
Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office
Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office
An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.
I’m with them, I don’t even know why you’re here
Characters so unknown even I have no clue who they are
Of course, who doesn’t remember… Hammer Locke
Hammerlocke?
I don’t fucking know
A tale so epic literally the only thing that will remain from it is Ganthet himself
I have absolutely no idea
Jester (2024)
#TheMightyNein
#dispatch
Rapunzel💐🌷🌼🪻
From a supporter request on FANBOX
"You haven't seen DEATH NOTE?!"
The first half of this episode could have been a pre-title sequence. It's like one of those Hartnell SF stories where they marvel at the aliens having oddly-shaped doors for a whole scene.
Wait until they can’t afford to show a juggler onscreen
So are Young Arion and Old Arion different personalities at this point? I feel like Arion should’ve heard of cappuccino already in 50,000 years
You wanted this.
That feeling when you wrap up your first playthrough of a legendary video game
It’s incredible how many fictional creatures are capable of human six-packs
Well, at least she can’t whine in English anymore
Oh shit guys, it’s the Ms. Tree Special #9!
A few times, in passing. In addition to coming up in the original Long Halloween and its sequel, Dark Victory, we also see him referenced on occasion throughout the Legends of the Dark Knight series set early in Batman’s career, and in Matt Wagner’s Batman: The Mad Monk. #ngl
…his original outfit was better
A giant alien dressed like Green Arrow is firing an arrow as the tiny GA and Speedy perch on his bow.
Green Arrow splash page from Adventure Comics no. 253 (Oct 1958) by Jack Kirby. In a story continued from last issue, GA and Speedy get pulled to another dimension where a race of giants live and meet Xeen Arrow. 😏
If DC had had any sense, Green Arrow and Speedy would have been quietly ushered off stage and XEEN ARROW #1 would have been published the following month.
Yeah suddenly I can see why he harassed Superman back in 1659
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."
