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@jaykayell

Tall, funny, ADHD-er so am prone to conversational jazz. Had cancer once, wouldn’t recommend.

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Yep Hadley Freeman reprinted this lie in her Guardian column, and refused to apologise for it.

The Graun printed the most graceless retraction possible, never retweeted it or apologised z

07.03.2026 11:28 👍 260 🔁 69 💬 6 📌 3

Or Epstein-adjacent radical feminism, as I like to call it

06.03.2026 15:37 👍 31 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

As your Minds Eye Sabotage project supervisor, I’m afraid I’m going to have to give you a verbal warning. Tardiness will not be tolerated in our mission to sabotage Minds Eye.

05.03.2026 12:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I knew I had seen a similar thing somewhere before

Labour is a far right party

05.03.2026 08:37 👍 600 🔁 332 💬 26 📌 19
Sun headline about £500k compensation for migrants, discussing human rights, and public outcry over payouts.

Sun headline about £500k compensation for migrants, discussing human rights, and public outcry over payouts.

Did you see this headline?

Did you feel the requisite anger and rage at asylum seekers that The Sun was asking of you?

Did you maybe blame Starmer because.... um... it was probably his fault🤷‍♀️

Would you like to know the reality behind the headline?

Course you would!😜

Let's take a look

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1/25

04.03.2026 17:45 👍 530 🔁 337 💬 22 📌 56

Despite all my rage I'm still losing to a polygon Johnny Cage

04.03.2026 16:50 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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Labour MP's husband arrested on suspicion of spying for China

Joani Reid who suggested Corbyn was a Russian asset despite zero evidence? Her husband? Ah fuck, she's gonna be LIVID.

metro.co.uk/2026/03/04/l...

04.03.2026 15:36 👍 562 🔁 157 💬 23 📌 16

It’s hilarious Starmer spent the past year chasing Trump’s approval so hard only to be beaten by someone he’d kick out of Labour for any reason he could find.

03.03.2026 23:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That Weapons one in particular is so good.

03.03.2026 23:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love these!

03.03.2026 22:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
03.03.2026 16:56 👍 35 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0
headline reading
Bela Lugosi Weds
above a photo of an elderly Bela and a younger woman

headline reading Bela Lugosi Weds above a photo of an elderly Bela and a younger woman

🎶he's wed
he's wed
he's wed🎶

03.03.2026 14:45 👍 196 🔁 37 💬 3 📌 1

That line about food stamps is especially gross.

03.03.2026 15:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Here’s the post.

03.03.2026 15:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
@LordIanAustin
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Nobody seriously believes Rachel Reeves shares this man's views.
She is and always has been a good friend to the Jewish community and supports a close and positive relationship with Israel.
Unlike some others, she refused to have anything to do with Corbyn's leadership when Labour was poisoned by extremism and anti-Jewish racism.
As last week's byelection showed, we face real problems with Islamist extremism and an obsession with Israel that fuels antisemitism, particularly on the left.
Suggesting Rachel Reeves somehow supports that won't help solve it.
Robert Jenrick • @RobertJenrick • 1d
Arshad Khatana has the most abhorrent and shocking views.
So whv has Rachel Reeves been "friends" with

@LordIanAustin X.com Nobody seriously believes Rachel Reeves shares this man's views. She is and always has been a good friend to the Jewish community and supports a close and positive relationship with Israel. Unlike some others, she refused to have anything to do with Corbyn's leadership when Labour was poisoned by extremism and anti-Jewish racism. As last week's byelection showed, we face real problems with Islamist extremism and an obsession with Israel that fuels antisemitism, particularly on the left. Suggesting Rachel Reeves somehow supports that won't help solve it. Robert Jenrick • @RobertJenrick • 1d Arshad Khatana has the most abhorrent and shocking views. So whv has Rachel Reeves been "friends" with

This former Labour MP was presented to the public urging people to vote for the Tories to defeat extremism, as part of a shadily-funded PR campaign run by God knows who. He was then rewarded for it with a peerage (a non-job for life in the legislature) by Boris Johnson. Britain, ladies and gents.

03.03.2026 14:03 👍 62 🔁 15 💬 3 📌 0

It’s such a route one premise as well. The pinnacle of sketch comedy apparently.

03.03.2026 13:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tbf that was before they got roundly thumped into third place on a seat Labour held for 100+ years. They have very good reasons for not voting Green, they just haven’t found them yet.

03.03.2026 13:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Exactly the sort of shit Andrew Lawrence would put out.

03.03.2026 13:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The creator of ChatGPT is named "Altman," as in "alternative to human" and he leads OpenAI, which is completely closed.

His main opponent is the company Anthropic, meaning "human-centered" is led by "Amodei," as in "loves gods".

Then there's "Gemini," meaning "two-faced," from a cmpany that says it will do no evil.

Brilliant work as always Kojima!

[picture of kojima, watermark of @mediocre_mason on tiktok]

The creator of ChatGPT is named "Altman," as in "alternative to human" and he leads OpenAI, which is completely closed. His main opponent is the company Anthropic, meaning "human-centered" is led by "Amodei," as in "loves gods". Then there's "Gemini," meaning "two-faced," from a cmpany that says it will do no evil. Brilliant work as always Kojima! [picture of kojima, watermark of @mediocre_mason on tiktok]

02.03.2026 23:41 👍 2843 🔁 963 💬 10 📌 8

Great minds

03.03.2026 13:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The socks are metaphors for depression.

03.03.2026 13:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s the pseudo-intellectual equivalent of the cry-laugh emoji.

03.03.2026 13:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Here’s a quick video of him talking about it.

03.03.2026 13:22 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

In the grand scheme of things, I think announcing God is telling you what policy to pursue while in power is a bit more dangerous than making someone think their tits have grown. I’m radical like that.

03.03.2026 13:22 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of an interview with the telegraph that reads:

Lammy: My Christian faith shows me it's right to curb jury trials
Justice Secretary says religion has guided him to put victims at centre of his decision-making amid Crown Court backlogs

David Lammy said he felt 'God sent' to work on cases such as the Hillsborough law to protect victims Credit: Ben Dance/FCDO

A photo of a dead eyed David Lammy is shown, his smile is hollow.

Screenshot of an interview with the telegraph that reads: Lammy: My Christian faith shows me it's right to curb jury trials Justice Secretary says religion has guided him to put victims at centre of his decision-making amid Crown Court backlogs David Lammy said he felt 'God sent' to work on cases such as the Hillsborough law to protect victims Credit: Ben Dance/FCDO A photo of a dead eyed David Lammy is shown, his smile is hollow.

The boob hypnosis thing is being brought up by the Sensibles again to paint Zack as a crackpot which would be desperate on its own. But when you have a cabinet member saying unhinged shit like this with his full chest, it’s wilful ignorance.

03.03.2026 13:19 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

Anyway, good to see we’re at the Making-Shit-Up stage of trying to discredit a left leaning party leader already.

03.03.2026 13:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Phil Syrpis @syrpis.bsky.social

Wonderful slip by Rachel Reeves in her statement to the Commons.

The 'changes We promised' morphed into the 'promises we changed.

12:43 PM Mar 3, 2026 Everybody can reply

Phil Syrpis @syrpis.bsky.social Wonderful slip by Rachel Reeves in her statement to the Commons. The 'changes We promised' morphed into the 'promises we changed. 12:43 PM Mar 3, 2026 Everybody can reply

Rare bit of [unintentional] honesty from the Labour Party

03.03.2026 12:48 👍 176 🔁 56 💬 1 📌 1

And he keeps saying stuff like this

03.03.2026 12:00 👍 94 🔁 18 💬 5 📌 4

His post has “struggling to fill the word count on an essay due in an hour” energy.

03.03.2026 12:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh just generally. Soz, meant it as a snarky response to him, should have been clearer.

03.03.2026 12:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0