My miståke
17.07.2025 17:24
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My miståke
I’m only in an oddly-intense vaguely bro-y group chat with one Conrad 😘
Don’t tell me you’re the type to see a hot guy you fancy while out, shrink and never approach him, and then message him later “I saw you out a X place, but I was scared to approach you 🥺”
There’s a lot of you saying “I would risk it all for him” who are afraid to tell your server the restaurant got your order wrong tbh
Like, I’m so sorry to have to say this, but Barbra had literally nothing to work with in her movie, and only her Barbra-ness made the movie remotely watchable
Obviously the female leads are all great, but the most recent version easily has the best male lead performance, and I thought they filled out the storyline the best of all of them
After watching all the musical versions of A Star Is Born, I must say: the Gaga one is the best, then the Judy Garland one, followed by the Barbra one
I read “ijbol” as if it stood for “I just be online” and it never fails to make sense, so do with that information what you will
My husband just told me I’m as good at being a husband as Joan Collins is at being mean, so I’ll just be riding that high forever
I love that Gaga said “so for the video, I’m thinking we open with a sort of Evil Von Trapp Children White Party” and everyone went for it
To my kids as Gaga’s Abracadabra is playing in the car heading to church: “we’re on *our* way to pay the toll to the angels, you know”
I think the only anti-sports rhetoric we should accept from men at the Super Bowl party is of the gay variety. I still don’t like it, but I’ll tolerate posting “this is my Super Bowl” if it’s over a video of Debbie Reynolds as a football, but not over some still from The Office.
My eleven year old son just quoted a line from Kesha’s Boots and Boys in conversation, and that feels like just about the biggest Gay Dad Achievement possible
Nachos are made to be eaten in one sitting. I just want better things for you
No one should reheat nachos. It makes them soggy.
It’s true, 9/10 old church ladies approve
I’m afraid that when I googled him, it said he was a “YouTuber,” which as you know means while he may not be wicked, he cannot be good
The only good thing to ever come from the state of Connecticut is MGMT’s Oracular Spectacular
Oh I saw folks from that church offer Ash Wednesday ashes at Dupont Circle metro!
I forgot they made Jon Heder’s character in Blades of Glory canonically non-Mormon. An outrage.
I’m immune to propaganda because I’ve spent the past few years building up that immunity by every day ingesting small amounts of propaganda that is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man
I’m sorry Mormons, but we can tell your church isn’t true because having just one drink and then going to the grocery store is undefeated
Aren’t places like Calgary similarly expensive?
Beautiful
What are some other languages’ ways to talk about “top” and “bottom” in a gay context? I know Spanish has “active” and “passive,” and Chinese describes it on a scale from 1 to 0, but I’m curious about others
My neighbor told me vampires keep eating her husbands so I asked how many husbands she has and she said she just goes on the apps and gets a new husband afterwards so I said it sounds like she’s just feeding husbands to vampires and then her daughter started crying.
And that’s not even their best one. And how could guitar solos be bad in a world where Sultans of Swing has been recorded?
