Aubrey Damned Belle

Shave em

Are the sales good? Is there anything left? They were trying to call 20-30% closeout deals last time I went lol.

Can’t stop thinking about what Lexi Love’s lipsync would’ve been in that look…… 👀 anyway… congrats Onya!!! 👑👏🏻💕

Dolly said fine I’ll do the song but we are NOT cussin

Started saying please and thank you to AI, just incase…

I was gonna call an uber but……never mind

My registration is expired but I can’t update it bc I failed the admissions test. I even left a little not saying things like “pls stop I’M TRYING :(“

I love Chicago the city, I haaaaaaate the “City of Chicago”

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bored af & not sure if this clip ever made it to bluesky. i just love it. it’s no fcking shade ive had much more disastrous performances the whole thing is just so camp to me

I’m going to be a naked mole rat forever……

How long does it take for your eyebrows to grow back? Bc what do you mean this is a whole week of growth?

Explain this to me like I’m stupid

I want to play! Where do you do this?

The girls in the drag Facebook groups be like “drag sale!” But just post the clearance section of fashion nova…

Back at the gym bc y’all been complimenting my tits a little too much in drag lately

I was moderately inconvenienced several times in a row. My go fund me link is below

I’m in a bad mood, who wants to fight online?

Oops, got depressed for a few months and all my plants are on the brink of death….. again 🙃

This is for future me:

You like Mama’s Chinese. You DO NOT like Plenty Chinese.

Drag names I hope we leave in 2024:

-Anita/shanita anything at all
-Sarah Tonin
-“Jessica Smith” type of shit
-Things that are not a name at all.. what do you mean your name is living room furniture? *unless it’s funny
-Abbie Damned (I’m talking to you baby queen I met in Iowa)

What’re yours?

Beauty is in millimeters

I will settle for deodorant

What if drag queens wear boobs again in 2025 🫢

Ooos I forgot about this app

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Spotify wrapped 🙋🏼‍♀️

Thank you sis 🥰🥰🥰

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We know girl, ns