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MAD MAX NUGGETANSKY

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Broncos, Nuggets, Avalanche Mile High City Nikola Jokic is god Bo Nix is also god World’s okayest guitar player

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“Never send a dog-killer to do a people-killer’s job.”

Henry Beisert, Seed Packager

“Never send a dog-killer to do a people-killer’s job.” Henry Beisert, Seed Packager

Kristi Noem Fired As DHS Secretary
https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-fired-as-dhs-secretary/

07.03.2026 16:30 👍 1303 🔁 135 💬 3 📌 5

NBA: Nuggets
NFL: Broncos
NHL: Avalanche
College: Ducks, Buffs
MLB: Baseball sucks butt/Banana Ball
WNBA: Aces
Soccer: Liverpool

08.03.2026 02:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Top ten all time record for me personally.

08.03.2026 02:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Perfect.

08.03.2026 02:04 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Pain at the pump 🎶
Feel like a chump 🎶
Just checked the news 🎶
Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

07.03.2026 23:24 👍 1977 🔁 422 💬 28 📌 12

“A DOJ source told the Miami Herald that agents found her to be credible—and that they would not have interviewed her four times if they thought she was lying.”

07.03.2026 19:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 06:42 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FUCK THE DALLAS STARS FOREVER
FUCK TEXASSSSSSSSSSSSDD

07.03.2026 03:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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SUDDEN DETHHHH

07.03.2026 03:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

CHOOOOOOOOCH

07.03.2026 03:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 03:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 03:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait what?

07.03.2026 03:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

And how in the HELL do you get a cool ass job working on pinball machines all day?

07.03.2026 02:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Bro I totally think we need to “test” it to make sure it’s working good.

07.03.2026 02:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck I wanted his dumb ass in the NFC

07.03.2026 02:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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THANK YOU!
I know what I’m doing this weekend.

07.03.2026 02:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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AG IS BACK!

07.03.2026 02:10 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 01:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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FUCKING Dallas stars.

07.03.2026 01:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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@johnreidy.bsky.social it’s like god herself made me a cup of frosty iced joy.

AND it was free because it took so damn long.

07.03.2026 00:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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06.03.2026 23:10 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

CUP 4 LOADING BICHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

06.03.2026 21:14 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nazem Kadri in a white and maroon Colorado Avalanche uniform

Nazem Kadri in a white and maroon Colorado Avalanche uniform

Here's a mock up of what Nazem Kadri will look like in an Avs uniform. Proud to say no AI was used. I did this myself.

06.03.2026 21:10 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1

No but it’s on my list now

06.03.2026 21:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hell yes! I’ve played the Metallica one.

06.03.2026 19:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It would be a great day for the #Broncos to announce restructures for:
McGlinchey, Meinerz, PS2, DJ Jones, and Cooper.

06.03.2026 16:45 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Trump’s boy tbh.

06.03.2026 18:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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HELL YAAASSSS

06.03.2026 18:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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IRISH
CLOVER
STOCKINGCAP
(ICS)

06.03.2026 18:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1