Friendly Neighbourhood Jamie

Spinning bird peck

You can spinning bird kick me anytime

*gently puts the little triangle thingy on you*

Yeah I can imagine it's difficult

I have issues in general about being able to just be in the moment, so I'm probably a nightmare for that sort of thing

Playing Middle Earth: Shadow of War and using the female elf skin

I realised that this is probably the exact opposite of @folktunes.bsky.social 's fantasy world building

(A female elf running around dominating orcs with mind control powers)

Perhaps the people who were trying it were shit, but any time someones tried it on me, it's just not worked.

I think I'm just too in my own head honestly, I love the idea of it though

Tysm for your help, I managed to get most of what was needed and Edith has managed to sleep.

If I could get some help getting her some soup and rolls to last the weekend, we should be golden x

It has some rough episodes at first, but my god it's good!

SG-1 approves

The goo looks so goood

YEAH

GO ME

WOOH

Is that a cock in your pocket or are you just... Uh ..

Nice cock.

Okay I’m ten followers away from 1500 if I get there tonight I won’t kill any beloved characters in the first post of the next chapter of Aftertaste

I notice you never specified who would be nude

I'm so sorry, that's awful

A cropped screenshot from Elden Ring depicting a very twinky looking pale skinned man with blonde hair swept over his left eye, a gold headband, wearing a very light blue robe with gold trim. He is splattered head to toe in blood, with a blank expression on his face as if the horrors of combat have left him in a dissociative state

My Elden Ring Twink is having a hard time of it

(I need to see him destroyed)

This sounds like such a terrible idea

I would never do this

nope

never

(damn this is a cool idea)

I bet she hangs dong too

They can also end lives too

Which, you know, would be a fantastic way to go

I presume...

Thank god that's not me then!

Haha!

Hah...

What if you're a coward and unpure of heart but also quite horny

Boobeams

Replace em with light switches

Tag yourself

I'm Farmating

This sounds like such a terrible idea

I would never do this

nope

never

(damn this is a cool idea)

Seems pretty normal to me.

Everyone likes that sort of thing, right?

Right?!?

I was half tempted to DM you myself, but I imagine you've got enough women calling you all sorts

I'm very happy for you!

so uh, those DMs must be going pretty well, I take it?

(good for you)

more women should be calling me slurs in my dms i think

all polis are bastards