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Proud Dad | Underdog Protector I Using my sarcastic wit as go fuck yourself doesn’t always work | No war plans in DMs

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07.03.2026 04:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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James Webb Telescope Discovers TRAPPIST-1 e Lacks Primary Atmosphere James Webb Telescope Discovers TRAPPIST-1 e Lacks Primary Atmosphere

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07.03.2026 04:35 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Honestly, every day I just see the party getting bigger and bigger. They're gonna see the celebration from space!

07.03.2026 03:38 👍 114 🔁 9 💬 14 📌 1

On the plus side, with all this evidence the war crimes trials should be short.

07.03.2026 03:38 👍 535 🔁 94 💬 20 📌 1

I mean, they're gonna do something transphobic, sure. But I am just delighted with Trump promising a room of college coaches and ADs that he's going to "solve every conceivable problem" and it's just "check everyone's genitals."

07.03.2026 03:04 👍 216 🔁 44 💬 14 📌 0

Irony rolls its eyes as it rolls over in its grave.

07.03.2026 03:06 👍 1221 🔁 360 💬 135 📌 27

Gee… Lindsey Graham never met a war that other people’s children didn’t die in that he didn’t like

#WarALago

07.03.2026 03:06 👍 16 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0
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a football player with the number 24 on the back of his shirt ALT: a football player with the number 24 on the back of his shirt
07.03.2026 03:12 👍 24 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

He’ll need help with the switch

07.03.2026 03:22 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Republican members of Congress seem to be quitting in descending order of intelligence, until just Tommy Tuberville is left to turn off the lights.

07.03.2026 03:04 👍 253 🔁 34 💬 16 📌 5

His Karma should certainly run over his Dogma.
I’ll be completely unbothered.

07.03.2026 03:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Trump Shrugs At US Deaths: "Some People Will Die" - Joe.My.God. TIME Magazine reports: In his phone call with TIME, Trump described the mission as preventative. “America First is really about keeping America healthy and well, and not having other countries, you kn...

Seriously: If this piece of shit is allowed to be unbothered at the thought of our deaths then we're allowed to be unbothered at the thought of his.

www.joemygod.com/2026/03/trum...

07.03.2026 03:43 👍 819 🔁 135 💬 48 📌 15

Thank you so much for thinking of me, Hopeful 🫶🫂💙💙💙

07.03.2026 03:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Thank you Cathy 🙏🙏💙💙
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07.03.2026 00:45 👍 23 🔁 7 💬 6 📌 0

In one day. Whole crew shorted this, guaranteed.

06.03.2026 23:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The price of oil.
How much is the pedophile president, his family, and their inner circle pocketing ?

06.03.2026 23:42 👍 30 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0
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Wow.

06.03.2026 23:42 👍 77 🔁 26 💬 1 📌 0

AND the least attractive, most perverted, and least intelligent. You guys are the fucking worst in every category congrats

06.03.2026 23:43 👍 25 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

Still tracks

06.03.2026 23:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the entire trump era has been the old joke about the dog who caught the car, if the dog then dragged the driver out and mauled him and then got in the car and drove it off the cliff

(in this parable, america is the car, I'm not sure who the driver is, this is just an internet post)

06.03.2026 23:43 👍 211 🔁 16 💬 10 📌 0

My guy right here 🔥

06.03.2026 23:54 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Oh snapppp!

Rev. Dr. Jamal Bryant at the memorial service for Rev. Jesse Jackson:

"The service wouldn't have been this long if were able to go to the Capitol, but the Capitol is now only reserved for pedophiles and podcasters."

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06.03.2026 23:46 👍 2185 🔁 691 💬 44 📌 45

This is good

06.03.2026 22:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 22:14 👍 24 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0

Until Voter IDs are free to the public, requiring voters to show ID at polling stations is unconstitutional. It’s called a “poll tax” & we’ve been here before. Poll taxes were outlawed explicitly for Federal elections in the 24th Amendment in 1964 & SCOTUS ruled all poll taxes unconstitutional in 66

06.03.2026 22:14 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

What if it’s just one 17 second 30 decibel. Still legal?

06.03.2026 22:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

perfectly legal to fart thirteen times in a court room. a judge is not permitted to get legally mad at you, simply for farting thirteen times in a court room

06.03.2026 22:14 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
06.03.2026 22:14 👍 111 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 0
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> @benstiller.redhour.com

06.03.2026 19:36 👍 9956 🔁 2105 💬 142 📌 80
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Mosaic version incoming! 😉 🙌🏽

06.03.2026 16:35 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0