Chris Farnell

When you were overconfident in stating how many babies you could beat in a fight, and the first baby walks in.

Aside from all of that and many other separate objections I have - the time just feels wrong for a heroic confederate movie? Y'know? I don't know why...

This, but also I want Alasdair Reynolds' Revenger books adapted by the BBC with identical production values to their 90s Gormenghast adaptation.

I have prayed, and God, in His wisdom has told me that in return for the continued suffering of the wretch, He is willing to change the name.

Don't do it Stef, it cannot be allowed to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

Thank God, I thought this was just us. My daughter's made a "Book of Power"? I'm not allowed to look inside it but the cover is a crucifix with two sets of crossed bones either side of it...

I mean we're heading into semantic waters, but she might view it less as her "body" than as an oxygen tank? Her identity and sense of self are tied to the projection, not the projector.

Maybe the projector is not actually within her body (ala Rimmer's light bee) but just sort of hovers nearby?

Are you "those voters"?

Sorry, but I am forced to stand as pro-hench slug centaur. We salute our weirdly buff pseudogastropods.

OK, but now we have to campaign for the word "meat" to revert to its original meaning of any kind of food

I did not know this. Excellent. I'm on board.

Dr Hauschka Soothing Cleansing Milk

I wondered why this was so disgusting in a latte. And so expensive!

Well the name is European. It's probably meant to taste like that but you're too unrefined to appreciate it. Stick at it!

Struggling free of the security guard to rush back into Mark's & Spencer to tell the cashier that *actually*, because cows eat grass, *all* steaks are "plant based", so it was a very easy mistake to make!

EU agrees to chop meaty names from vegetarian and vegan food products Lawmakers will ban use of 31 meat-related names as part of efforts to help livestock farmers in food supply markets

Thank God! I have been *so confused!*
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

I am *very* excited for it, and it seemed remiss not to name check it while listing "Things that are happily occupying Firefly's former niche"

In conclusion, buy Life Is Strange: Reunion tie-in books!
Like this one:
www.amazon.co.uk/Life-Strange...
And this one!:
www.amazon.com/Life-Strange...

Narrator: Something *was* dropping on Friday.

For the record, I like Babylon 5, but I'm not just going to not click Like on a Spaced reference.

Without wanting to create a binary and then insist my stuff doesn't fit it, within this model Fermi's Progress is a small town regional branch of a chain of estate agents.

Oh shit, I've been blocked by the funny hippo guy!

*Points* Star Trek.

If they all live in a farmhouse, it's a Firefly. If they all live in an office, it's a Star Trek.

Honestly, my real takeway is you mustn't have checked out Final Architecture, Space Sweepers or Revenger yet, coz I'd consider any of those a fair trade.

Ha! None taken!

If you Google around, Joss Whedon has spoken about what he planned for Inara. It's pretty fucking gross.

I think, Simon, that is possible, maybe likely, that you do not know the things I know about what was planned for Firefly Season 2.
Bullet. Dodged.

Look, I don't want to start a fight here, but I'm afraid Babylon 5 is a Star Trek.