The year is 2046: A group of masked TrumpCorp officials shoot protestors at the health casino. A reporter from FreePressWithCBS asks Don Jr's VP for life JD Vance about the shooting:
"Unfortunately, this, is a problem we inherited from the Biden administration"
This evening will be Mourning Noonan Night :(
I just slept for six consecutive hours for the first time in decades and now I can see the atoms moving in solid objects good god I’m immortal
OK Tracer Bullet was good but I assume we're all in agreement that this is the all-time BEST Calvin & Hobbes strip, correct
River Cartwright
Jackson Lamb
How I see myself v. How other people see me
I know I would die so quickly in the wild because I really want to grab those antlers, those antlers look touchable as hell
The future is now
“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”
no, babe, it’s okay that you’re not stacy’s mom. i still think you’ve got it going on.
It is actually
I’m a person of a certain age.
Isn’t everyone?
New York City: The time has arrived. Finally, a chance to tell the city EXACTLY what your landlord’s been getting away with. NYC’s first Rental Ripoff Hearings are happening in all five boroughs, and we want to hear from you. Real New Yorkers. Real stories. Real policy changes.
Ok Charleston!
Democracy dies in darkn--hang in, Boss Nas turned off the lights I can't see what I'm writing
meme showing Anna Karnina staring coyly into the camera with an old CRT television in the background with the caption i lied, there is no sex now, you are forced to watch niche french films on a dodgy website with delayed subtitles with me.
not sorry
Jean Luc Godard saying the solution is to stop making films for imperialism.
simple really 💅
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
We all need to be able to say "freedom and dignity for all people, even people I dislike" if we're ever going to get out of this
happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
Doesn’t look like ICE is drawing back.
SHUT this down NOW. It’s not illegal to observe. ICE should not pull GUNS on innocent civilians. @senatedemocrats.bsky.social @housedemocrats.bsky.social @chrismurphyct.bsky.social @warren.senate.gov
Not another fucking dime for this. Not one single penny. Your body cam BS ain’t gonna cut it, Chuck
Again, this is FALSE. Administrative warrants are NOT signed by an immigration judge (or any judge at all). They are generated and signed by ICE officers themselves with no external oversight whatsoever.
Here is a blank sample warrant. Note who signs off on it; an "immigration officer."
Three rules in FBI firearm training:
1. Always point your weapon downrange
2. Do not point your weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot
3. Don’t put your finger on the trigger unless you intend to shoot
Guns are not for threatening compliance for unarmed people doing things you don’t like
Hey @schumer.senate.gov, these agents are doing this on video.
Not another dime for these motherfuckers. Not one more piece of equipment, no more nonsense about body cams and training.
Shut it down.
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t handelnyc@gmail.com to let me know you have done so.
Rob Handel is a playwright, librettist, and ordained clown (13P, O'Neill, New Dramatists, MacDowell). He's the Chair of Dramatic Writing at an esteemed university.
at the edge of hubris.
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