Juke!

beastie boys could never

for international women’s day I have decided I will be a woman

💙🖤💜🤍🩷

oh boy I hope she doesn’t waste all my money on silicone and Husbando (clueless)

🍰💕

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

4 dudes all messaging me “hey” <3

A scammer named Kelly Smith “Hi, is $400 enough for your shopping 🛍️ ? “get hit by a bus Kelly” <3

Another scammer. “I’m good what are you looking for on here?” “preposterous the uptake! spell, spell!” (see SCP-4444) Ok will you like to be my sweet darling while i take care of you?” <3

guy named Kevin messages me “Hey sexy” “hey Kevin” <3

time for more Grindr shenanigans

birds ARE very

@turtlesynth.bsky.social I was summoned

every time you repost this kitty a land lord dies [a cartoon kitty with a pancake on its head on a desaturated anachist black and red flag.]

slur

ahhh but you see. we are not mutuals. I am an Evil Stranger

I made this comic while staying at @kriswilson.bsky.social's house and he got concerned when he saw it on the website the next day

when Bigfoot tells me to Kill That Guy

girl you’re not even *conventionally* unattractive

I need a dorky girl with hip rolls, weird boobs and broad shoulders NOW

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

A Corpus crewmate from Warframe. <3

“LEGOJA! EEVEE!” sounds like something these guys would scream at you before you shoot them with Warframe magic

IT’S MAH BIRTHDAY!!!!!

:3

Bird up!

so glad you’re loving this movie

that guitar is too big for u girl

lots of rats on the feed today. a good sign

I WANT TO SEE OMG LOOK AT HIM HE FILLS ME WITH JOY

feels in the chat
#furryart #raccoon

did they write this as a second grade writing assignment

I’ll sort with ya sweetie pie!

wizardologys on tumblr: "One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they're doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it's almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I'm here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x"

Jermahaus