ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman)

Yo is that DJ POTUS!?

It's valid to tell people "I have plans" if your plans are to sit on your couch. That's a type of plans

The smug indifference to children being vaporized and telling immigrants to get fucked certainty didn't improve her chances...🤷‍♀️

Looking forward to finding out why this administration has started this war

Can make great comedies, always throws his dumb self in, always with the same Woody-Allen-esque ickiness about weird personal issues

Like, fuck that guy

The other day, I saw an article about how he wants a new Orville season, but honestly what failed the Orville was him

Was chugging along fine and then here comes the "oh no Brian--I mean, w/e my character was, he cheated on his wife--who's to blame? I'm vulnerable and deep" like fuck that guy

My point still stands about the stupid "MacFarlane is Clinton" bit

He sucks, man

Well

I *was* catching up on what I missed running around all day delivering the mail but Bluesky and my phone decided "that guy wants to be at the top of the Discovery feed now" so I'm officially giving up

Oh well, lots of unread posts, you're all dead to me now I guess

Democrats will never oppose war, they’ll never abolish ICE, they will never do any of the things you want them to, not because they’re stupid or cowards but because they’re rich and powerful and they benefit from the system as it is, it’s as simple as that

Regardless of what you think about Trump’s war with Iran, you have to admit we‘ve never been safer from the threat of elementary schoolgirls than we are now.

*holding gloves hands over mouth while scowling* get in the car, Shinji

is this anything

wikiHow You generally shouldn't tell someone they have diaper butt, with rare exceptions.

I’m busy that day. No thanks!

Another thing I no longer want to hear from anyone is "maybe it will happen today" or its variants

Who cares? When it does, it'll just be glowing obits and pomp and ceremony and shit

Everyone's gonna wax poignant

It won't change anything--it wouldn't change anything if it happened this minute

The Simon And Garfunkel 'Sounds Of Silence ' album cover except they're being chased by a Cylon from Battlestar Galactica.

Simon And Garfunkel next. #totp

a smug looking wojak saying “But what if you were gay in Iran?” in the background is a destroyed city

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

I mean it's basically the same as "shut up, piggy"

He's so far beyond the pale that literally almost every minute of his presidencies could easily be used to demonstrate how done the US and its constitution or whatever are

Kinda sucks but we're done. Cash in and check out if you can I guess

MEN ARE DONE Getting Their HAIR CUT And Are WANDERING AROUND In THE WOODS Because They DON'T LIKE How It TURNED OUT But They Didn't SAY ANYTHING To The SUPERCUTS LADY And Now It FEELS LIKE It's TOO LATE So They're STUCK With This OLD MAN HAIRCUT Instead Of LOOKING COOL Like They IMAGINE THEMSELVES

For those interested I put "he still just looks like MacFarlane in makeup" and the phone let a slur fly instead of the word "like"

Pretty hilarious tbh, but maybe not to a dude like me named Coffman (British spelling of Kaufmann)

Oh shit

Thanks autocorrect wtf

this is the best website ever made

Almost there…

For real that episode is like if Reiji Matsumoto got really high and took over for Monkey Punch

OMG it also has 1971?!

I was in the middle of Galaxy Express, but let's fucking goooo

Can't wait for the most inexplicable episode ever wherein he randomly attacks a boat and goes to a weird island to meet a lady who needs a flower to live and burns them all and is like "whoops"

Dumbest ep

Wait

Tubi also has fuckin 1977 Lupin III??

Damn