This is something so cheesy that Kojima would think it up, and then we'd say "that's so cheesy, ahhh that wacky Kojima" and he'd put it in six games and by the last one we'd be like "yeah, we get it thanks dude, enough." It's no Miles Prower, that's for sure.
07.03.2026 09:32
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Oh. "Operation Epstein Files." Oh. Was that... deliberate? Did some sneaky bastard suggest it and then the others were like "yeah sounds awesome" and not like... think? I mean, I know they didn't think because Epic Fury sounds like something a 12 year old would think up.
07.03.2026 09:29
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(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)
BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?
BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?
(Beartato thinks.)
BEARTATO: I don't know.
REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?
EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!
(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!
(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)
True Art
06.03.2026 19:03
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4) ducts.
5) journal entries about ducts.
07.03.2026 06:58
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Yeah. Try not to leave an actual palmprint on your face.
07.03.2026 06:55
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Quite proud of how this trailer turned out. #gamedev
06.03.2026 16:52
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Because in the original drafts she wasn't a 911 Carrera. She was a Mustang.
07.03.2026 06:51
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An extended remix of Private Investigations would fit any of your games so well.
07.03.2026 06:39
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The artist: "aw man, that guy's cake is way better than mine"
The audience: "holy shit two cakes!"
I do want to emphasize - this is not a competition. I ain't starting beef. This is a holy shit two cakes situation.
07.03.2026 06:19
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Oh, confetti. That means they won, right?
07.03.2026 06:15
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"Fabricated" or "hallucinated"?
07.03.2026 06:12
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Very rarely - maybe once every few years. I grew up in Australia, and man we had some amazing thunderstorms. I do miss those.
07.03.2026 06:08
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My nephews adore the Cars movies. Which also - yeah, I could watch them a few more times :-)
One day I'm going to blow my nephew's mind about why Sally's name doesn't appear to be a joke like all the other cars. It's going to annoy him so much. Looking forward to it.
07.03.2026 06:07
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As a Cali refugee told me once "you have weather up here, not just climate." Yeah yeah we do buddy. Careful what you wish for.
07.03.2026 06:05
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I just find it interesting that both teams tried so hard to be accessible to the other culture that they actually crossed over. It's neat! They're both adorable.
07.03.2026 06:03
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K/DA is somewhat constrained in that the characters are pre-existing from LoL, and so technically not from anywhere on Earth (of course Ahri is Definitely Not A Kumiho, honest). But they worked hard to put a lot of Korean style and lyrics into the songs.
07.03.2026 06:02
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It is also inevitable, since I started working at Riot a few months ago, to compare KDH with K/DA. Obvious similarities aside - what is interesting is that although KDH has a ton of Korean culture in the movie, there's not a lot in the songs themselves.
07.03.2026 05:54
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I need to watch it again, this time rewind+slomo to watch all the silly incidentals (the popcorn eating!)
One annoyance - I couldn't get the subtitles to translate the Korean. They just said [Korean singing]. Come the fuck on, subtitles - you had ONE JOB. I'm sure I'm missing some nerdy jokes here.
07.03.2026 05:45
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Finally got around to watching Kpop Demon Hunters. After all the hype - was not disappointed. I mean of course the plot twists were not hard to spot. You know the cure for that? Turn your brain off. It's not that sort of movie. Shut up and sing along to the music. I loved it.
07.03.2026 05:43
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It's nice up here. I hope you find a good place. The only problem is - so is everybody else. We try to keep them away by telling them it rains all the time. We try.
07.03.2026 05:38
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He was one of the footsoldiers in the glorious Christmas Tree Salvation of 3923 when the dwarves freed the elves from the horrific working conditions in the Nort
07.03.2026 05:33
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Two middle aged white guys scrubbing the ice ahead of a curling stone. The one on the left is DirectX, the one on the right is Vulkan.
That's fair. Here's a picture of me doing my job (in my head).
07.03.2026 05:29
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Jaeki Cho
23.02.2026 11:53
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I know people still think that graphics coders are "the cool guys" but that was a while back. These days if you can see my work - it's coz I fucked up. You should be looking at the work of the artists. My job is to get out of their way.
07.03.2026 05:23
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Pipeline greaser. Just like the rest of us.
07.03.2026 05:19
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Michèle Mouton REACTS to her Victory at the 1982 WRC Acropolis Rally
YouTube video by DirtFish
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBP9...
07.03.2026 04:41
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I was just reading about her the other day. Hearing her talk about it is amazing (and she's at DirtFish, where I go once a year to remember how to drive sideways)
07.03.2026 04:53
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Please do not come to GDC. It is dangerous here.
07.03.2026 04:45
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Also am I the only one that sees this
07.03.2026 00:13
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Damn. I was a keen karateka, but I never looked that cool.
07.03.2026 04:37
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