couldn’t fall asleep so now höngry
couldn’t fall asleep so now höngry
I took this edible so long ago and don’t feel shit I want a refund.
With Capitol Hill Dick's in background, four people playing in flesh-colored ball pit mixed with small curly hairs as woman throws a ball that obviously had something sticky on it
Capitol Hill Dick’s to Compete Against New McDonald’s with Even Stickier, Hairier Ball Pit: tinyurl.com/496v72d8
Wait. They are releasing Epstein files to distract Americans from the war in Iran now?
I just want my comfort slop while I can still afford beef.
If you’re an SL designer that uses gen AI for your shitty ass products just know you have ruined it for the rest of us and you make us all look like shit and I hate you for it lol
As we’re all talking about Breaking Bad for silly reasons I want to take the opportunity to slide “Walter White’s self loathing in the early seasons especially is rooted in deepseated ableism and fear of sickness” over the table again
Me to my dogs: why on earth are yall barking right now
Dogs: last time we checked we're dogs
Me: touché
Why doesn’t my local Costco let me buy a palette of hamburger helper?
I’m surprised it took so long for him to discover the baby bbq mod.
Kevin is the only person playing the sims correctly.
Whenever I find someone who has no experience with the sims I make sure their first exposure is a callmekevin video.
Captured footage of him buffering on the day he got the ketamine injection.
real feminism is, and I cannot stress this enough, when women are free to be insane perverts
Cid is experiencing lag spikes right now.
He’ll be walking around and then just stop still, and stay that way for a few seconds, swaying slightly, before continuing like nothing happened.
For context QR codes have insane levels of error correction and some can sustain up to 50% of missing data, which lets you do fancy stuff with it
On the other hand a Spore creature png stores in-game 3d model data in the alpha channel, and the rest of the png is dedicated to the creature
every person in this is depraved, evil, needs to be put in prison for the rest of their lives and must suffer for these crimes against humanity
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it's unironically one of the main reasons people don't use bsky
they come here, follow like 15 artists, and then get assaulted by diaper porn and furry inflation content on discover, then go whine on twitter
filtered/lol, but it's still so dumb to be proud of a broken feature
Discover tab loves to rec me diaper porn, and once recommended me a discussion between proud pedophiles complaining about “MAP hate”.
can these people at least keep it in the work slack where we don't have to see it
$24.99 for Netflix and it doesn't even have Tales From The Crypt on it?? I don't fucking think so
they don’t get it bc they don’t go outside regardless of where they live
NEWS: A Justice Dept. line attorney in North Carolina fabricated quotes in court filing, causing judge to order hearing to consider sanctions and holding entire US attorney’s office jointly responsible.
Pro se defendant flagged the errors.
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
Compare those guys to the "old money" people like RFK Jr. who comes from such wealth and privilege that he's gona full circle and just embraces his sociopathy in a much more natural way. Nobody's gonna stop him from eating dead squirrels off the road.
Kash Patel and Kristi Noem have this small-time "new money"air about them, like they know subconsciously this is as far as their careers will ever take them.
They've got the corporate Amex and they're out wining and dining. Talking game, but deep inside they know they'll be flying coach next year
I realized what bugs me about Trump's appointees this term (beyond their outright naziism obviously).
It's their small-time venality and vanity. They're like the 26 year-old tech sales guy who made $400k last year and got promoted to "Regional VP" and started wearing bespoke suits to meetings.
A friend of mine who runs these things always repeats something to me along the lines of "Playtests and Research isn't for telling you the right thing to do, it's to confirm to you that your assumptions are correct and that your intentions are getting through to the players" and that's stuck with me