Dylan くコ:彡

Peak storytelling

Happy birthday!! 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊

The Ultimate Splatoon Record YouTube video by Titally

This is the greatest splatoon video of all time youtu.be/3RLK7NpJ89A?...

Bro thinks its splatoon 1

Nobody noticed this guy hacking in s2 x rank

WIND AND WAVES

I wanna raise my clams power but its never in rotation when I'm on

I have a chocopero winrate in x rank recently

Recently youtube has decided to banish me back to 9th grade by recommending me songs I listened to in 2019

My stupid fucking computer decided that I'm not allowed to open any browser other than edge anymore. I hate windows so god damn much fuck off microsoft you slimy monopolising bastards

It's an obnoxious change but from the quoted post it looks like not much of the user experience is blocked if you don't verify right? It seems like you just cant access age restricted channels and servers if I'm interpreting it correctly

"Ryuze whats your favourite english word?"
"Aa... eto... BURGER KING!!!!"

Why are you playing ads during the opening ceremony you stupid fucks

Canon event

I didnt cause I had no robux but maybe I will now...

All I remember from the last set is nigel yelling "WHY IS THIS GUY ON HIS PHONE IN GRANDS"

Health bars are kinda weird but they dont take up too much space so I'm sure it will be easy to get used to. Definitely will become one of those things that when you go back to older games will feel weird not to have

I think its a bad idea to give the controlling team even more momentum than they already get with these stages but if you're used to killing people that have cooler you should be fine.

Actually an atomic bomb on casual players though which sucks

Not the biggest fan of the changes in the update but I also hated the idea of squid surging and rolling when it was first revealed so I'll prob be fine.

Fuck the Aura Flow State or whatever.

This kind of person ruins the game. I want just to be matched with people of my same level and I get pointed and laughed at because "CoMpEtITivE LoL LeMaO"

Found the bitchless players. These people ruin Splatoon.

Stun locked seeing miku in the wild

You will stay locked out and you will like it

Is the challenge called Brella Good because its a a pun on hella good?? Am I just stupid?

"China is going to eat you!!" -The guy who threatened to eat us 4 days ago

I'm sorry, I've failed you、、（ ; ; ）
Lets hang out more so I will score higher next time🙏🏻

I did a few of those takomon things but it made me realise I dont know my friends very well and I got sad

He looks cold do I let him in

Nobody:

White ppl when they die in splatoon: ow

#compsplatoon

Splatoon 3 is on pace to defeat the great evil splatoon 2 in about 2 years

real ones know: this update they are adding Rocket