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explaining marriage to an american: imagine a burger you eat for the rest of your life
Thanks Brae-yun!!!
I wake up every morning just like this
Thank you my dear friend 🫶
The USA hockey team all look like they “just wanna ask questions” about the holocaust
RFK Jr looks like the Lou Feerigno Hulks version of Red Hulk
Television made me think Street Sharks would be a much bigger part of my life than they ended up being
Anyone that tells you to watch the Star wars movies in release order is a cop fyi
A promo shot from the movie THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (1991) with (clockwise) Jonathan Demme, Scott Glenn, Jodie Foster, and Anthony Hopkins. It is kind ot glossy looking and resembles an ad for an old sitcom
Coming Thursday nights on NBC at 8:30
Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. This week on The Road to Doomsday @darkjedi2552.bsky.social & @quicksilvergrrl.bsky.social are joined by @mitch692.bsky.social as the Avengers face off against the Mad Titan to save not just Earth but the universe itself.
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Grogu hugging an Anzellan in a scene from The Mandalorian
roses are red
violets are blue
94 days
until Mando & Grogu
I'm sorry the character I named after you in Oregon Trail died of dysentery
A candy heart that says attack and dethrone god
I’ll need one for 39 in a couple weeks
Just got to the episode of Jujutsu Kaisen where three guys are killed and horribly disfigured for talking and using their phones during a movie and I feel like this should be played before every film from now on
It felt like a throwback to those 90s Star Wars parody commercials. You’ll see a trailer soon enough dear
For the record I thought the star war beer commercial was delightful
Have we no shame
the next Mando & Grogu ad should be an aftershave commercial starring Axe Woves
See
Why are you all mad? Now you have more fodder for fake Cerveza Cristal ads
Can’t wait to binge all of The Butbs tonight while drinking no less than 17 white Monsters and housing 2 family size bags of Totino’s Pizza Rolls™️
It was snowing up here for 16 days straight.. it just stopped yesterday.. I am done, unsubscribe, no thanks
The Trumps are out of control. Four journalists have been arrested by Donald, and almost as many moviegoers are being tortured by Melania.
Catherine O'Hara was one of those actors who you realize has always been there for you. You look back and you think “wow, she literally made me smile throughout my entire life.” So special, so funny. Breaks my heart to know she’s gone.
Goddammit
WHY CATHERINE OHARA!!! WHY NOT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
Going to the cinema this weekend to point and uncontrollably laugh while people leave Melania
Why can’t we ever be invited to a premiere!!!? We influence!!