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self made woman πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ she/her, it/its

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probably my favorite illustration I did for Scholar's Codex, for the Elden Ring section @tuneandfairweather.bsky.social

"Marika bathed the village of her home in gold,
knowing full well that there was no one to heal."

5x7" ink on claybord

09.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 461 πŸ” 134 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

tbh i’ve known some annoying ass 12 year olds

09.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a simple drawing of a cat indignantly meowing captioned whiner.

a simple drawing of a cat indignantly meowing captioned whiner.

#catcrumb

09.03.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 268 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah but he could be a girl

09.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Sanctiphage of the burning blood, he who suffers for our salvation, where he steps the world bleeds. 

A saint semi martyred and kept in undeath by a miracle visualized as rose thorns that form him into a cruel fascimile of an angel

Sanctiphage of the burning blood, he who suffers for our salvation, where he steps the world bleeds. A saint semi martyred and kept in undeath by a miracle visualized as rose thorns that form him into a cruel fascimile of an angel

Last post of this I just liked this close up

28.01.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 785 πŸ” 210 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
a photo of sam restrained with a bondage tie. she is wearing a purple crop top and black tights with a necklace. the lighting is somewhat orange and warm.

a photo of sam restrained with a bondage tie. she is wearing a purple crop top and black tights with a necklace. the lighting is somewhat orange and warm.

a photo of sam with her legs restrained with bondage ties. her arms are tied behind her back. she has a purple crop top, black tights, and a necklace on. the lighting is soft orange and warm.

a photo of sam with her legs restrained with bondage ties. her arms are tied behind her back. she has a purple crop top, black tights, and a necklace on. the lighting is soft orange and warm.

a photo of sam’s arms and legs restrained with bondage ties. she has a purple crop top, black tights, and a necklace on. the lighting is soft orange and warm.

a photo of sam’s arms and legs restrained with bondage ties. she has a purple crop top, black tights, and a necklace on. the lighting is soft orange and warm.

a photo of sam restrained with a bondage tie. she is wearing a purple crop top and black tights with a necklace. the lighting is somewhat orange and warm.

a photo of sam restrained with a bondage tie. she is wearing a purple crop top and black tights with a necklace. the lighting is somewhat orange and warm.

fucking around pt 2

08.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

me too

08.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a photo of sam restrained with a bondage tie. she is wearing a purple crop top and black tights with a necklace. the lighting is somewhat orange and warm.

a photo of sam restrained with a bondage tie. she is wearing a purple crop top and black tights with a necklace. the lighting is somewhat orange and warm.

a photo of sam with her legs restrained with bondage ties. her arms are tied behind her back. she has a purple crop top, black tights, and a necklace on. the lighting is soft orange and warm.

a photo of sam with her legs restrained with bondage ties. her arms are tied behind her back. she has a purple crop top, black tights, and a necklace on. the lighting is soft orange and warm.

a photo of sam’s arms and legs restrained with bondage ties. she has a purple crop top, black tights, and a necklace on. the lighting is soft orange and warm.

a photo of sam’s arms and legs restrained with bondage ties. she has a purple crop top, black tights, and a necklace on. the lighting is soft orange and warm.

a photo of sam restrained with a bondage tie. she is wearing a purple crop top and black tights with a necklace. the lighting is somewhat orange and warm.

a photo of sam restrained with a bondage tie. she is wearing a purple crop top and black tights with a necklace. the lighting is somewhat orange and warm.

fucking around pt 2

08.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
digital sketch page of 3 different anthro toony wolf men. one wearing a suit with a cigarette, another with a big toony grin, and another a tiny doodle of a werewolf

digital sketch page of 3 different anthro toony wolf men. one wearing a suit with a cigarette, another with a big toony grin, and another a tiny doodle of a werewolf

06.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 1314 πŸ” 289 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Pictured is "After hours Geordi La Forge." He's wearing a velvety cushy soft looking future space guy sweater and he's ready to chillax to the max. Also and always wearing his banana clip looking eye visor. Closed caption reads, "Maybe a little soft jazz."

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Pictured is "After hours Geordi La Forge." He's wearing a velvety cushy soft looking future space guy sweater and he's ready to chillax to the max. Also and always wearing his banana clip looking eye visor. Closed caption reads, "Maybe a little soft jazz."

06.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 1416 πŸ” 275 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 26

Female athletes and sex verification: Ewa KΕ‚obukowska failed the chromosomal test in 1967, later gave birth to a son. Extra X chromosome! Anyway I like how no one wants to learn biology or history just because they like stepping on the same motherfucking rake.

06.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 164 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

lmfao

07.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot of a white car, facing to the left, in gran turismo 4 on the ps2. the car is called the tom’s x540 chaser.

a screenshot of a white car, facing to the left, in gran turismo 4 on the ps2. the car is called the tom’s x540 chaser.

come on now

05.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah i have never and will never play a game the same way i played d2 but at least it made me a girl and brought me a world of amazing and lovely friends

06.03.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Never forget this

28.10.2025 17:42 πŸ‘ 4423 πŸ” 1542 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 12

my parents have both done this lol and it’s both endearing and vaguely mortifying hahaha

06.03.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s actually crazy how much destiny 2 of all things changed my life lol

06.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot of a white car, facing to the left, in gran turismo 4 on the ps2. the car is called the tom’s x540 chaser.

a screenshot of a white car, facing to the left, in gran turismo 4 on the ps2. the car is called the tom’s x540 chaser.

come on now

05.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the shush guy

02.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
the shush guy

the shush guy

02.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Bart became a stealer

Bart became a stealer

Bart became a stealer...

01.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

FOUND IT

01.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

honestly i like it :)

27.02.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Judge Dredd pointing his baton at you. In the background, a trash heap comes to horrifying life.

Judge Dredd pointing his baton at you. In the background, a trash heap comes to horrifying life.

Stand clear, citizen. This garbage dump is hostile.

27.02.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 749 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 3

i really need to get my dad’s world scrabble championship jacket from him

27.02.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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26.02.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 300 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

25.02.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 18321 πŸ” 6190 πŸ’¬ 194 πŸ“Œ 170
A drawing of the Girls Rituals show I went to. The singer, Devi, is a rabbit girl here, performing in front of the audience, who are drawn as various anthropomorphic humanoid figures. Devi is glowing and radiating pink and yellow strands of light which form into stars, lighting up the dark concert venue. The text says "MANCHESTER, 2026/02/15, 22:07:27, GIRLS RITUALS". This all happened by the way it's real it looked like this exactly and this is basically a photo 100% not fake real

A drawing of the Girls Rituals show I went to. The singer, Devi, is a rabbit girl here, performing in front of the audience, who are drawn as various anthropomorphic humanoid figures. Devi is glowing and radiating pink and yellow strands of light which form into stars, lighting up the dark concert venue. The text says "MANCHESTER, 2026/02/15, 22:07:27, GIRLS RITUALS". This all happened by the way it's real it looked like this exactly and this is basically a photo 100% not fake real

Had fun at the Girls Rituals event.....

25.02.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 255 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

i have a TnA tennis skirt i like a lot :)

25.02.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0